Monday, May 3, 2010

Tila Tequila: Not Pregnant

In a new video hyping the launch of her website, Tila Tequila says she has the "biggest celebrity gossip blog" in the world. Not that she will have it, the professional nut job insists.

She has it now.

There are just a couple problems with this claim:

1. As of this writing, the site is not live.
2. She thinks Perez Hilton is her main competition, underestimating the power and traffic of THG.
3. She's certifiably insane.

We'll make a deal with Tila: the day she actually produces a child from her womb will be the day we take her seriously as blogging competition.

Until then, every word Tequila writes and utters will be as believable as the pregnancy she bragged about for months on Twitter. Shockingly, a baby bump is absent from the video below...

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