Ke$ha on Saturday Night Live: What Did You Think?

Kate Gosselin Ignores Kids, Hawks Parenting Book

Kate Gosselin had a grand ol' time at her book signing for I Just Want You To Know: Letters to My Kids on Love, Faith and Family at Barnes & Noble Friday.

Heck, getting paid to shill for a book about parenting sure beats actual parenting! What's next, Sarah Palin doing a show about Alaska's natural ... oh, wait.

Gosselin is so busy, she says, she doesn't have time for relationships: "I’m married to my kids and my career... I don’t believe there's anyone out there.”

“I don’t really have time [to date],” she told Access Hollywood. “I don’t believe there is someone who can handle all my baggage that’s too heavy to lift."



Kate Gosselin loves being paid to pretend to be a mom.

On her book tour, Kate also opened up about a tragedy - that she and Jon were actually supposed to have septuplets, but the seventh, a girl, did not survive.

In her book, Kate writes letters to each of her eight children, and mentions the baby in a letter to Alexis, one of the sextuplets. But she rarely talks about it.

"I don't spend much time grieving or dealing with the fact that there was a seventh baby," she said. "It makes you wonder, who would this baby have been?"

A baby who wishes her mom spent more time at home and less seeking stardom, most likely. Just wait until the whole family moves to Hollywood

Suri Cruise! Happy Birthday,

It seems like only yesterday that we doubted Suri Cruise even existed, figuring the spawn of TomKat may have instead been an elaborate Scientology hoax.

Our mistake - and our cutest one ever.

Four years ago today, Suri entered this world to an insane father and a formerly hot mom. Just kidding. About the last part, that is. It really is her birthday.

Ever since April 18, 2006, she's been the Hollywood child most often featured in our gallery of celebrity photos, With a face like this, it's easy to see why ...



FOUR, PLAY: Suri hugs a plush elephant. Aww.

Often the subject of tabloid gossip (rumors she wears an $850 purse, etc.) or baby whispers (TomKat may procreate again), Suri is always so darn cute.

As celebrity babies/toddlers go, they do not get much more adorable. Click to enlarge more Suri Cruise pictures and wish the birthday girl a special day:

Larry King, Shawn Southwick to Reconcile?

Reports that Larry King and Shawn Southwick are having second thoughts about divorcing surfaced on Friday, as did a story about them seeking therapy.

Is there a chance this troubled marriage could still be saved?

Sources are saying that Shawn Southwick, who accuses Larry King of cheating with Shannon Engemann, her sister, remains open to patching things up.

One caveat: She's convinced Larry's still boning Shannon.

Shawn Southwick's little sister has denied doing King. Shawn herself is accused of having an affair with their two kids' Little League coach Hector Penate.

That said, they appeared to be on good terms at their sons' baseball game and reportedly agreed to meet together with a marriage counselor on Monday.



Neither side has withdrawn divorce papers, however, and conflicting reports suggest that the marriage, for which there is no prenup in place, is kaput.

Any sitdown would be part of an effort to maintain stability for their two kids, ages 11 and 9, during a divorce, sources told the New York Daily News.

"I believe there is very little chance for reconciliation," King's lawyer Dennis Wasser said. "My most current information is the divorce is proceeding."

"People either go to reconciliation sessions to save their marriage or just to make sure their actions are in the best interest of the children," he says.

"If I were a betting man, it's for the latter."

King's spokesman, Howard Rubenstein, added this, however: "Don't assume anything. All you can presume is that his major interest is his children."

A friend says neither outcome would surprise him: "Their whole marriage is one big spat. They're both drama queens. They break up to make up."

"Shawn has been important in keeping Larry alive. She helped him lose weight and quit smoking." Well, can his previous six wives can say that?

Michelle McGee: Nude, Riding a Bombshell

Michelle McGee never ceases to amaze. We'll never doubt her again.

Just when you think she can't possibly keep entertaining us, she comes out with a BS apology to Sandra Bullock or an interview in which she plays the victim.

Or photos where she's nude and riding an old-school bombshell. Yes, really. Jesse James' mistress wearing nothing but ammo and living up to her nickname.

Again, how long can this trashy chick keep one-upping herself for our amusement? At least this doesn't qualify as a Nazi photo, but it's almost as revolting.

Here's Michelle "Bombshell" McGee in all her absurd, naked glory ...

Tila Tequila F-cks The DJ in NYC

Tila Tequila is set to enter the world of celebrity gossip blogging, as her new website launches this month.

Call us crazy, and/or secure in our fan base (thank you, readers!), but THG isn't exactly afraid of the competition when she looks like this:



The professional trackwreck continued to promote her "career" by performing at New York City club Greenhouse last night.

She caused the audience to laugh hysterically at her entertained those in attendance with a rendition of her single “I F-cked The DJ." She also exposed her nipple and underwear, while assuming a few positions typically reserved for the bedroom along the way.

Jennifer Aniston: Nude For Lovalie Perfurme

Jennifer Aniston has a new perfume out. It is called Lovalie.

Maybe you figured that out based on the headline above. How can her new scent stand out in a market loaded with celebrity fragrances? Simple ...

Jennifer Aniston nude. Marketing at its simplest and best!

Sitting on the shoals at sunset wearing nothing but a blanket, here's Jen posing for an ad for what she has termed her "non-perfume perfume" ...



LOVALIE: To say the least. To say the very least.

"I want people to go, 'What is that? You smell great!'" Jen told WWD of her signature scent. "But most of all I just wanted it to smell natural."

Wonder if Brad Pitt enjoyed it the last time he was kissing her.

We're sure the fragrance will achieve that goal. What it won't do is make you as hot as Jennifer Aniston. You're paying for her name. Sorry!

Kim Kardashian Nude, Untouched, Hypocritical in Harper's Bazaar

Sorry, Cristiano Ronaldo. You're not the only person to see Kim Kardashian naked this week.

But there's a difference between the bare body Ronaldo reportedly went home with in Madrid, and the one Kim show off inside this month's Harper Bazaar: the latter is UNtouched.

Following in the natural footsteps of Jessica Simpson's Marie Claire spread, Kardashian appears nude in the magazine, without the use of Photoshop. She says of the shoot:

"I think the message is embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, 'I'm curvy and I'm proud of it now.'"



That would be a great, healthy message to send... IF IT WEREN'T COMPLETE AND UTTER BS!

Kardashian hasn't let three consecutive sentences slip out in public over the past few months without mentioning QuickTrim. Her and her family tout that diet supplement at every opportunity, despite the fact that it isn't approved by the FDA - but, hey, whatever pays the bills!

Heck, she just appeared on the cover of yet another tabloid, bragging about how much weight she's lost.

At one point, Kim, you may have been a role model for curvy women everywhere. You could have embraced that responsibility. Instead, you sold out, becoming just another female celebrity that sends a message to girls around the world that's wholly opposed to the crap you spew above:

Amanda Seyfried on Hollywood Pressure: It's Effed Up!

Attention, Kim Kardashian: This is how you avoid being a hypocrite.

Simply speak the consistent truth, explaining how you feel pressure to keep a thin figure because that's what Hollywood executives are looking for. Then, curse the system.

That's what Amanda Seyfried has done, as she says it takes "a hell of a lot of work" to keep off the pounds. She adds that her body is "always on my mind" and:

"If I have to diet, it's salad with protein, salmon and broccoli, no dessert. But what kind of life is that? So I work out a lot and I'm just pretty moderate about what I eat."



The movie star and former Big Love cast member says that such an obsession is simply, sadly part of her job description.

"I have to stay in shape because I'm an actress. It's f-cked up and it's twisted, but I wouldn't get the roles otherwise. If I'd been bigger, I don't think they would have cast me for Mamma Mia!"

Around the World with Ali Fedotowsky: Surprises, Drama in Store For The Bachelorette

Ali Fedotowsky is in for a world of drama when The Bachelorette returns May 24. Seriously, that's the theme of the new season: "Around the World."

They're not joking, either. According to reports, the season is being filmed in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York City, Iceland, Turkey, and Portugal.

Those are just the locations confirmed. There are also whispers about Tahiti. Makes Jake Pavelka's season look about as boring as ... Jake Pavelka.

You'll never believe it, either, but word is that in one of those locations, something happens this season that has never happened in show’s history.

Okay, they say that every freaking week. But unlike most contrived nonsense, this was actually not fake or something that ABC planned in advance.



Spurned by Jake Pavelka, Ali Fedotowsky calls the shots this time around. Elegant, yet casual and fun shots, as evidenced by this Bachelorette promotional photo.

The details right now are being kept under wraps, but you know that's only temporary. Something scandalous goes down and soon, we will find out what.

Also to be expected, someone from the last season of The Bachelor makes an appearance this season. No word on who. Please, please let it not be Jake.

In any case, we're psyched for the new season. On the fake reality TV scale, this is the absolute cream of the crop ... and Ali Fedotowsky is really cute.

A favorite to be named The Bachelorette from the get-go, Ali should be a natural. Guess a turn at stardom chance at love won out over work in the end.

Are you excited to see Ali as The Bachelorette?

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Kara DioGuardi: Nude in Allure

She came close to showing it all off on the American Idol stage last May, donning a bikini on the season eight finale.

But Kara DioGuardi takes things one step further in the latest issue of Allure. Actually, two steps: the bottom and the top. She appears totally naked in the magazine.

"This shoot was less about beauty than about taking a risk and showing people a side of me they never have seen," the American Idol judge said, looking back on her days of battling an eating disorder:

"Back then I was a size 6 or 8; now I'm more like a size 2. Food is not what I use to anesthetize myself anymore."



DioGuardi isn't the only celebrity to bare it all for Allure. Wanna see an Entourage hottie and a Grey's Anatomy beauty in the buff? Read on.

Heidi Montag Accuses Adam DiVello of Sexual Harassment on The Hills Set

Some people just won't stop in their pursuit of what they want.

This either applies to grabbing fake boobs or celebrity news headlines, depending on whose side you believe. Sources close to Heidi Montag say she is accusing the creator and executive producer of The Hills of touching her inappropriately.

"Tension on The Hills set has escalated in the last few weeks and Spencer and Heidi are close to bringing legal action against the show," an insider tells Perez Hilton.

The alleged sexual assault by Adam DiVello happened after Montag's recent round of plastic surgery procedures, Speidi is claiming. The inappropriate behavior included DiVello touching Montag's "ass cheeks and lower back."

Somehow we doubt it. Who would even want to at this point?

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Participant Wants to Get Paid

The dude who went to town on the Shauna Sand sex tape is suing its distributor for screwing him in a very different fashion. Antoine Berlier wants to get paid too, yo!

He claims in a lawsuit against Vivid Entertainment that he was hosed out of "massive profits" from the Shauna Sand sex tape. Um, really? There were massive profits?

He also calls Sand "a prominent American sex symbol," so he's clearly delusional.

Not finished with his self-aggrandizement, Antoine Berlier claims he is of "enormous value" to Vivid, because of "natural attributes." He's the anti-Jon Gosselin, then?

His more legit, albeit still dubious complaint, according to TMZ, is that no one translated the documents (he's French) and he did not sign a valid release.

Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch denies this. Okay, story over.

Lindsay Lohan Promotes 6126, Needs 5150

Lindsay Lohan was, at least at one point, a fairly successful actress. Now she's doing all she can to eke out a living from club appearances and ventures like 6126.

That would be Lindsay's clothing line, and what a line it is. Calling them clothes is kind of a stretch if you think about it, since, well, look at the girl wearing them.

She looks like she wants to ditch those clothes, do some lines of coke, and get naked as soon as humanly possible. You gotta love clothes made just to be torn off.

Instead of 6126, they should rename it 5150, as in the code for involuntary psychiatric holds placed on hospital patients (a la Britney Spears), 'cause she needs it.

Here's Linds modeling her line during a rare lucid moment of "work" ...



We can't really say what marketing angle the pictures below are going for, other than "buy these clothes and look like a freaking train wreck like Lindsay Lohan."

Bet they're flying off the shelves as we speak.

For more hotness from the world of 6126, including a shot of our girl with her bac

Miley Cyrus to Host Awards Show, "Blow People Away" with New Video

A few days after Demi Moore Tweeted that she'll play the mom to Miley Cyrus' character in the upcoming film LOL, we've got a couple other tidbits related to the teen queen to pass along:

Miley will host the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards, taking over for last year's emcees, The Jonas Brothers. The event will take place later this year in Toronto and mark Miley's second hosting gig.
While the music video for Cyrus' upcoming single, "I Can't Be Tamed," won't be released until May, an insider has seen snippets of it and told E! News: "Imagine 'Party in the USA' on steroids. It will blow people away."
What's Miley gonna do, slither up and down a stripper that sits atop an ice cream truck? Oh. Wait. She already did that.

THG Movie Reviews: An Average Date Night

Date Night stars Tina Fey and Steve Carell, actors responsible for uttering 30 Rock quotes and The Office quotes each week that leave us in stiches.

Therefore, you'd expect the film to be the funniest of the year; heck, of the last 10 years.

Instead, it's simply an average comedy. You'll laugh out loud a couple times, and probably have a smirk on your face throughout its 88-minute running time. But considering it stars two comedic heavyweights, the movie is a letdown.

The reason is simple, too: instead of relying on a funny script, Date Night relies too heavily on its leads. Certain lines may be humorous because Fey or Carell delivers them, but there's nothing in the plot or dialogue itself that stands out.

It comes as no surprise, for example, that the best scene in the film involves a stripper routine that Carell improvised.



It's a shame that the on-screen debut of Fey and Carel as a team didn't take place in a movie penned by the actress herself. She wrote Mean Girls, after all, an underrated classic. She was also the head writer for years on Saturday Night Live and the main influence on 30 Rock.

Instead of Fey's brilliant, snarky one-liners (the kind that have earned Alec Baldwin numerous Emmy nominations), her and Carell are stuck doing slapstick and reciting jokes that are far beneath them.

We understand that Carell doesn't want to simply do a version of Michael Scott in every role, but this is an actor who's at his funniest when he recites ridiculous dialogue, or finds himelf in ridiculous situations, that his character takes seriously. He's a master at subtlety and at sarcasm.

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Vanessa Hudgens to Struggle with Rent This Summer

Vanessa Hudgens is about to take a major career step.

The former High School Musical star will soon put on her singing-and-dancing shoes again, but she'll do it a production of a Tony-winning musical: Hudgens has signed on to play Mimi, a dancer with HIV, in an upcoming production of Rent.



The play is will run on August 6, 7 and 8 at the Hollywood Bowl. It will be directed by Neil Patrick Harris, who has nothing but praise Vanessa. He says:

"She came in for a work session, and I must say, Vanessa really impressed. She looks amazing, has great vocal chops and seems really committed to honoring the somewhat iconic role of Mimi. I look forward to audiences seeing a dark, edgy and very different side of Vanessa Hudgens this August."

Mark Ballas to Dancing with the Stars Fans: Lay Off Kate Gosselin!

Len has called her dancing "dreadful."

Bruno has called her the super bitch from hell.

Tony Dovolani just wants her gone at any cost.

America won't oblige, however, at least not yet. Kate Gosselin's controversial stint on Dancing with the Stars continues Monday. Will it be her last performance?

Maybe, maybe not. But Mark Ballas, who was inexplicably eliminated first this season with Shannen Doherty, thinks er need to cut the reality mom some slack.



Mark Ballas (left) is showing Kate Gosselin some love.

"She's really out of her element, thrown in the deep end," Ballas says. "I think she's doing a really good job, and I think people need to give her a break. I absolutely sympathize with her. She's never done this before. It's difficult."

This isn't to say he thinks Kate Gosselin is even remotely good, just that we should back off a little. Until she quits her non-stop whining, don't expect it.

As for who he likes to hoist the coveted disco ball come season's end, Mark is high on Jake Pavelka, Nicole Scherzinger, Evan Lysacek and Erin Andrews.

"I like Erin and Maks together," he said of Erin and partner / rumored beau Maksim Chmerkovskiy. "What they did with the blindfold was really creative.

Cute Family Alert: Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady & Son

Benjamin Brady's parents not only gave him the best name and DNA out there, they're also making sure the four-month-old isn't lacking for affection.

Just 10 days after attending his aunt's Brazilian wedding, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were spotted with Ben on a (cute!) family day out in Paris.

Under warm skies, the trio, joined by Gisele's mother and sister, took off from their hotel for a private 90-minute lunchtime cruise along the Seine.

Here's a photo of this adorable new family unit ...



BUNDCHEN BUNCH: Or Brady Bunch. Either way, so cute!

Don't let Us Weekly fool you. Stars are not like us. They are richer and better looking. But sometimes, you do catch them in a moment we can all relate to and appreciate.

"Tom, Gisele and Benjamin were posing for family pictures, kissing the baby, and each other," says an onlooker. "The baby was sleeping very peacefully in Gisele's arms."

Despite his messy breakup with ex Bridget Moynahan, Tom and Gisele actually seem like a laid-back, low-profile couple. They got married last year, and their baby son's birth in December has clearly brought them even closer together.

Anna Torv, Mark Valley to Split Up

They tied the knot in a secret wedding over the holidays in 2008, but it didn't last too long. Anna Torv and Mark Valley recently ended their marriage, reports claim.

The couple separated a few months ago.

Torv and Valley met on Fox's show Fringe, on which she plays FBI Special Agent Olivia Dunham, and he played agent John Scott when the series began (he has left).

The former Boston Legal cast member now stars as the lead on Fox's Human Target.

We wish them the best getting through this difficult, though hopefully amicable split.

Mandy Moore to Appear on Grey's Anatomy

MANDY'S ANATOMY: Moore's coming to Grey's this month.
We haven't heard from Mandy Moore since she agreed to marry Kellan Lutz.

In a move slated for production later this year, that is. They're not dating or anything. In fact, last year, Mandy Moore married Ryan Adams in real life.

Today, it was announced that the actress-singer-songwriter is making a TV splash, slated to guest star on the two-hour Grey's Anatomy finale May 20.

Details surrounding the super-secret gig are being kept under wraps, at least until Shonda Rhimes drops Grey's Anatomy spoilers to spark interest.

It should be fun to see this cutie on the medical drama. But given the amount of people to die on its season finales, we'd better be prepared to cry.

Elizabeth Taylor and Jason Winters: Engaged!

Looks like Jason Winters is set to become Mr. Elizabeth Taylor. They're engaged!

If they go through with it, he will be her ninth husband. Think about that, she's entering Tiger Woods territory, only she was married to them all for a spell!

The 78-year-old Oscar winner recently became engaged to Winters, 49, the co-founder of Sterling Winters Management. His clients include Janet Jackson.

Taylor and Winters have not personally confirmed this, but here's the report.



Elizabeth Taylor robs the cradle for husband #9!

Says an insider: "It's no secret they've been together and are in love, so it wouldn't be a surprise if they were engaged. Right now they are keeping it between them."

In 2007, British papers reported that Taylor and Winters took a romantic vacation at a Hawaiian resort. Taylor spent "the evening caressing the face of [Winters]."

At the time, the paper quoted a source as saying of the legend: "She didn't think she'd fall in love again, but since Jason came into her life that has all changed."

The screen legend has also gushed about Winters to celebrity gossip columnist Liz Smith, describing him as "one of the most wonderful men I've ever known."

Wonderful enough to be a ninth husband anyway. Congratulations!

Confirmed: Brody Jenner Dating Avril Lavigne!

Much like Rihanna dating Matt Kemp, THG could have already told you Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne were dating with a fair amount of certainty.

But like the aforementioned pair, Bravril is now been confirmed as a couple beyond any doubt, having been seen out, about, and kissing this week.

Best of all?

The singer, who announced she was divorcing Deryck Whibley only last fall, is still on good terms with him even while romancing The Hills hunk.

They all hit the town together Thursday night, although Deryck wasn't there when Brody and Avril did this. That would've just been awkward:



LIP SERVICE: Brody and Avril lock in. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Deryck joined Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne at Drai's at the W Hotel in Hollywood, where the unexpected trio shared a VIP table and friendly conversation.

"They were all hanging out together and left together in the same car," a source says. "They later went to Mel's diner after for a late night snack, too."

"Brody and Deryck were getting along well. It looks like they've become friends." Fortunately for the lovebirds, "Deryck left before Avril and Brody."

Give it up for amicable splits and new romances!

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Shop The Hollywood Gossip Store today and you can look just like Taylor and Kim! Okay, not really. But you can try to emulate the fashion of these and other stars!

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee: I'm No Nazi!

Jesse James' mistress, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, is a Nazi.

This is a proven fact. You don't go all "Hail Hitler" in an entire spread full of Nazi photos and get the words "white power" tattooed on yourself for fun.

Still, in McGee's custody battle with ex-husband Shane Modica, she totally denies the whole Nazi/white power thing. Bombshell claims the following:

"I do NOT have a swastika tattoo on me."

THG NOTE: Michelle McGee absolutely has a swastika tattoo - close to her genitals. It cannot be shown here for obvious reasons, but we kid not.

Plus, look at this garbage. Really helps her credibility ...



Michelle McGee: Definitely not a Nazi. Not a chance.

Bombshell also says in the court declaration, "I do NOT show my children how to 'Nazi salute.'" As for the child block magnets spelling "white power" in her house?

That "was NOT of my doing," she says. "Friends of Shane's did this and gave the picture to Shane upon HIS requested (sic) so he could use it against me in court."

Michelle McGee goes on to adamantly lie state that "I do NOT do any pornography in my house." "I do NOT do any webcam 'sessions' with my children present."

Wow, how admirable. She's definitely a Mother of the Year Award winner.

Bombs took a brief break from posing topless online and sparring with Chelsea Handler (whose "dumb bitch" description of McGee is pretty accurate) to appear in a San Diego court yesterday, fighting in her ongoing custody battle.

McGee claims her ex is making up all these allegations so he can get custody and move out of the county. Mmm hmm, he totally "made up" the pictures above.

Khloe Kardashian to Bullies: Get a Life!

As Kim Kardashian gets down to whatever business she engages in, sister Khloe is all business in a recent blog entry.

Following the tragic suicide of Phoebe Prince, a Massachusetts high school student that took her own life as a result of the constant torment she faced from fellow students, Khloe has gone off on bullies.

We often mock this reality star and her family, but we stand fully behind her cause in this case. Here's what Kardashian has to say on the topic:

I wasn't bullied in school but I was made fun of because I was fat. Thank God I had older sisters who the minute I told them what had happened would actually show up at my school to scare the kids, but not everyone has that. I have also always had thick skin -- even now the media can often be bullies but I am older now and I can take it.

The difference is that today these kids are given so many different outlets to bully. When I was a child and being teased, we didn't have Twitter, Facebook or MySpace so bullying only went on during school hours. Now kids go to school and are tortured, and they come home and still have to deal with it online -- there's no escape.



Khloe, seen above and below backstage at Lopez Tonight, continued:

I just don't understand why people feel the need to be cruel to others -- don't they have something better to do with their time? The fact that anyone can be SO vicious that it pushes another person to take their own life is unfathomable to me.

To the children who are bullying: Honestly, get a life. What does it say about you that you spend your time making someone else's life miserable? I feel sorry for you.

To the parents of the bullies: Kindness is the #1 lesson to teach your children.

To witnesses of bullying: Intervene, no matter what it does to your reputation!!!

To the children being bullied: Hang in there, things will only get better as you get older.

Amen, Khloe! Let's hope this starts a trend in which the Kardashians use their fame to send positive messages about self-esteem. That's something they haven't done in the past.

Breaking Point: Tony Dovolani Wants Kate Gosselin Gone ASAP From Dancing with the Stars

Tony Dovolani puts on a good front.

You would never think, given the way he bucks her up and puts on that brave, smiling face in public that he's miserable with his Dancing with the Stars partner.

But he is.

Behind the scenes, the competitor "can't wait to get rid of Kate Gosselin, even if it means losing early," a show insider says, and it's hard to blame the guy.

Last week's clip of them bickering in rehearsal (Dovolani threatened to walk off after a Kate tirade) is "just the tip of the iceberg," multiple sources say.

"Not only is Kate THE worst dancer, but she's just nasty."



Beneath the smile lies a simmering rage.

According to one Dancing with the Stars insider, the "argumentative" monster mom snapped at her counterpart during a particularly frustrating practice at home.

"I'm the reason anyone knows your name," she said, "give me a break!"

Sounds absurd, but somehow we can picture it, can't you?

Kate Gosselin, hilariously, has even commanded that Dovolani enter through the basement door, rather than the front entrance, like hired help or some servant.

We can see that too. Bet she also did that to Jon Gosselin.

"She says it's quicker, but it's really just her way of showing him she's the boss," a Gosselin source says, adding that quite frankly, "They hate each other."

"Backstage, she will back him into a wall, and he won't listen or look at her. He doesn't want to be around her unless he has to," another source recounts.

We've said it before, and will say it again: Free Tony Dovolani!

Gun Threat Reported Against Erin Andrews

Another email targeting ESPN reporter and Dancing with the Stars contender Erin Andrews has been released, and it doesn't exactly make the guy look small time.

He's already made death threats, but now he's getting even more specific, making it crystal clear that he's not to be taken lightly (and needs a team of shrinks).

The loser from Newport News, Va., has been sending sexual and violent emails to Erin Andrews via DirecTV's The Dan Patrick Show since back in September.

The emails turned violent and threatening in late March, right around when she made her debut on Dancing with the Stars with partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

He recently wrote, "I would like to see if Erin Andrews can dance her way through a hail of gunfire. Better yet I would love to shoot her with a Barrett rifle."



Erin and Maksim have earned praise on Dancing with the Stars. Unfortunately, a deranged lunatic would like to see her eliminated ... from the show and planet.

That's just a cruel play on words, as her previous stalker - the tool who videotaped Erin Andrews nude in her hotel room illegally - is named Michael David Barrett.

Also scary? A Barrett rifle has a range of over a mile.

Just the same, in spite of this email and others, the FBI is resistant to making an arrest, because authorities believe the author is engaging in protected free speech.

We just hope Erin is protected. Sources familiar with the author say that "he's 6'9" and bulky." Apparently size and height don't correlate to sanity or brainpower.

Megan Fox: What an Animal!

In 2008, Megan Fox posed for the cover of Paw Print magazine.

Almost two years later, outtakes from that photo shoot have been revealed. Why are we posting them now? You did read that the shots are of Megan Fox, right?

The beautiful actress, who is being considered for the comic book character Red Sonja in an upcoming movie, looks as ravishing as ever as she sits for the camera. The luckiest animal on the planet joins her...



In other news related to the actress: her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, has a large penis.

Kim Kardashian Gets Down to Business

In the weeks following her break-up with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian has a singular focus:

Make sure cameras follow me everywhere I go, even during bonding time with my nephew.

No, wait, that's not it.

"I think my life is business right now," Kim told E! News. "I'm totally fine not having a life. I love working and I work with such amazing people that have become my friends, so a lot of the work I do isn't tough... it keeps me motivated and inspired."

It's not exactly clear what that business entails, but you can bet it involves the flaunting of her butt and her boobs.



What does stepfather Bruce Jenner think of Kim's progress?

"I think she has a big black book. She's doing fine."

Well, sure. Kardashian has always done fine with big black things in her hand.

Fergie in Elle: A Hairstyle Retrospective

Fergie is featured in the new issue of Elle next month. So are an abundance of wild, crazy and traditional hairstyles the Black Eyed Pea has sported over the years.

When she's mocked for her looks, the singer takes it personally.

"It has hurt me in the past when people say things like how 'fugly' I am or how horrible I look," she says. "I've had to learn not to give it a high priority. When you're trying to juggle all of this in your life, sometimes you're not going to look perfect."

"I don't have time to get a facial every couple of days."



Fergie has come so far, yet not without struggle.

The star's relationship style changed as often as her hair since marrying Josh Duhamel in January 2009, although she's also had to weather a storm on that front - a cheating scandal involving Atlanta stripper Nicole Forrester.

Like her battle with esteem issues, though, she appears to have prevailed in the end.

"You grow a deeper love for each other, besides the initial lust and falling in love and all of that," she adds about their marriage. "You come to know each other a lot better, you grow together, and it makes you love each other that much deeper."

Amen. Click to enlarge Fergie pictures over the years. Which hairstyle is your fave?

Jesse James Sex Tapes, Nazi Videos to Surface?

As if the Jesse James cheating scandal weren't scandalous and absurd already, new reports today suggest that James has more than 12 homemade sex tapes.

Not only do the tapes feature sex, but, well: “Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia,” an insider says. “It’s all really quite disturbing.”

Yes, it really is. If it were true, anyway. This is probably complete BS, as Radar Online is known to take more than a few creative liberties. But we must note:

James has three mistresses we know of and likely more
There is already one Jesse James Nazi photo out there
Like Tiger Woods, he was clearly into some kinky $h!t
Therefore, you never can completely discount a story like this.



Jesse James and Sandra Bullock get behind the camera. He allegedly liked to record special moments with his mistresses, too. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

A source who supposedly saw one of the tapes gave a partial description: “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound."

“He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then.” LOL. Their editors should all get raises immediately.

According to reports, none of the sex tapes are up for sale but that they are also "not in a completely secure location" ... whatever the hell that means.

“They could end up being public just like the photo of Jesse giving the Nazi salute,” the insider said. “There’s no doubt some of these tapes could leak."

Indeed. No doubt that's possible ... like anything else.

Regardless, Jesse has his work cut out to save his marriage, with some reports

Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Simpson vs. Abbie Cornish

Jessica Simpson recently turned red when some douchebag relayed stories of tapping that to Playboy, sending shock waves across the celeb gossip landscape.

Here she's just wearing a red dress and looking sexy as all getout. She says she loves her body, and we can certainly see why. Damn, girl. Great selection.

Meanwhile, actress and famed Reese Witherspoon home wrecker Abbie Cornish rocked a similar frock and turned heads with that brilliant tomato red color.

Jesse James Denies Sex Tape Report, Little Else

Jesse James has finally found something he and Sandra Bullock can agree on - and a piece of gossip pertaining to him that he can actually deny.

There is no Jesse James sex tape or tapes. Period.

Bullock denied it earlier this week after Internet reports surfaced that her cheating husband had starred in at least a dozen homemade sex tapes.

And Nazi videos, which would be more credible.

James has now shot down the story too, claiming he has never been in any sex tapes with any other women, with or without Nazi-themed attire.



Jesse James may be a serial cheater, but at least he didn't film any of it while he was wearing that Nazi hat. That must make Sandra feel so much better, right?

"The claims of sex tapes are untrue and completely fabricated," says a rep for James. Well, thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Upstanding Citizen.

No denials of his cheating have been issued, it's worth mentioning, only a vague, Tiger-esque apology for hurting his family via unnamed acts.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, Melissa Smith and Brigitte Daguerre have all been linked to Jesse James, as has a fourth, anonymous mistress.

Diablo Cody: Pregnant! Married to Dan Maurio!

Diablo Cody must be updating her Facebook status like a madman.

The Oscar-winning Juno screenwriter has just confirmed through her rep that she's not only married to Dan Maurio, but pregnant with their first child!

"I'm not 'secretly married,'" Cody Tweeted in response to rumors.

"I married Dan last summer. Took wedding photos in Times Square, which is pretty much the opposite of secretive." So she just didn't announce it.

But first, she happily shared her baby news, also via Twitter.



Diablo Cody is pregnant and a married woman.

"Thanks for the congrats on my fetus," she wrote. "No secrets here; just thought it would be fun to see how big I could get before someone noticed."

Dan Maurio, who works with Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately, doesn't seem to mind that he's all of a sudden been outed as Cody's main man.

"She's a great lady to make a fetus with," he said.

Congrats on that fetus and that wedding, guys!

Buzz Aldrin Lifted Off Dancing with the Stars

Dancing with the Stars voters got it right this week.

Had Kate Gosselin been booted, they would've had it right as well. But the pink slip deserved to go to Kate or Buzz Aldrin, whose ballroom careers had to end ASAP.

Buzz and Kate earned by far the lowest scores on Dancing with the Stars thus far, and while popularity is key, another ouster like Shannen Doherty's would be nuts.

Not that Buzz has anything to be ashamed of. As far the octogenarian he sees his time competing with partner Ashly Costa on the hit show, it's Mission Completed.

"I didn't start out with a big advantage," he said. "I had to overcome considerable obstacles. Age may be one of them. Physical agility, whether I learn things fast."

“I did this show for the fighter pilots, the military, the older geezers like me,” said the Apollo 11 legend, who received a farewell standing ovation from the audience.



“I thank everyone who voted for me,” said Buzz Aldrin, who may not be among the better dancers, but could be the coolest guy in Dancing with the Stars history.

New friends of Buzz and rumored couple Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy have fond memories and respect of their "mentor." Erin said that Buzz "set out to put the space program back in everybody's lingo, every day lives."

Maks agreed: "He added value to just the common knowledge."

Erin Andrews may meet sports stars on a daily basis at ESPN, but when it comes to Buzz, she said enthusiastically, "We met a guy that landed on the moon!"

That she did. The bottom three couples in danger last night were Buzz and Ashly, Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani, and Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower.

Surprisingly, Kate and Tony were let off the hook late, leaving Jake and Chelsie to sweat it out. Kate's probably still sweating Jon's new lawsuit, however.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Stars Preview New Season, "A Lot of Crazy"

Brace yourselves for shocking news: the new season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey will be full of drama.

At least that's the case if you believe Dina Manzo. At an event in New York City last week, she specifically called out fellow cast member Danielle Staub.

“Danielle loves drama. She loves every second of it and being the center of attention, whether it’s positive or negative," Manzo told Hollywoodlife.com.

And Staub's response to such an accusation? The former sex tape star attempted to take the high road.

“I’m not going to put stock in her opinion,” she said. “People are figuring out I’m not the person that [the wives] make me out to be... I try to live my life and stay away from them. I stay in the positive - look on my Facebook and Twitter. I do my absolute best to inspire people."



So, what can viewers expect on the new season, which premieres on May 3?

“It’s a lot of crazy. We’re Jersey so we keep it real and we’re a little bit more street than the other housewife series," Manzo hilariously said. "We’re not afraid to show everything – the good, the bad, the ugly. And you don’t mess with us, either!”

If you have any brains, or an iota of a life, you also don't watch them on TV.

Kristin Cavallari "Disappointed" in Heidi Montag

Is fame going to Heidi Montag's head? Has it been for the last five years?

The Hills vixen and co-star Kristin Cavallari certainly seems to think so.

"She changed her number, I can’t get a hold of her," she said recently.

At a recent MTV photo shoot, Heidi Montag showed up with four bodyguards and refused to pose with her other Hills cast members, acting like a total diva.

Even Spencer Pratt called her out on this behavior.

"No one saw her because no one was allowed to speak to her," Kristin said. "She didn’t even take the group photo with us which was really disappointing."



CLASH OF THE HILLS TITANS: Team Kristin or Team Heidi?

She did have a piece of bit for the results of the infamous Heidi Montag plastic surgery operations she underwent: "Honestly, Heidi looks better in person."

Well, that's not actually saying much, come on. But good try, Kristin.

The Hills final season trailer was just released in advance of the April 27 premiere. How would Kristin feel if former star and rival Lauren Conrad returned?

"I hope Lauren comes back," she says. "I think that would be awesome."

Lindsay Lohan Gets Paid Very Little Cash

Lindsay Lohan is a bit of a mess these days.

That's a point even Michael Lohan will agree with us on, even if we disagree with that nut job's methods of reaching out to his troubled daughter.

So disturbed is Lindsay that she can't find consistent work in film anymore and has had to resort to making a living off of personal appearances.

Which is all good if you're Kim Kardashian and commanding more than your own TV show is willing to pay you. But Lohan is no Kim Kardashian.

Wow, how sad is that statement?

Not as sad as the fact that even clubs think she's so much of a liability that they would rather shell out the big bucks for Heidi Montag or even Snooki.



Linds, you spilled a kilo in your shoes. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

A source says that "When Lindsay does get paid for attending events, she now gets less than Snooki makes. It is sad and it is only getting worse."

"The few people that care about Lindsay want her to get help, but she is scared to trust, thanks to her father, and she doesn’t want to hear this."

"We are worried for Lindsay and where her life is going. She will open up to assistants that are dropping something off or helping her for an event."

"She needs good friends and she has none. Lindsay is in crisis. Lindsay is really going through a lot right now. She feels like everyone leaves her."

"If she does get work, which is rare, someone has to basically be by her side to get her ready for the event or meeting and make sure she shows.”

Very reliable sources also reveal that you can get LiLo to show up for an event in Los Angeles for $2,500 these days - 2-4 times less than Snooki.

What's more, the transactions are supposedly done through Lohan's assistant and she gets paid in cash. Convenient for her white powder habits.

Justin Bieber at the White House: On Drums, Looking Cute

First, the cast of Glee. Now, Justin Bieber.

Targeting the tween demographic, Barack Obama made one of his smartest decisions as President this weekend: he asked the 16-year old crooner to perform at the 2010 Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House.

Bieber entertained fans with “One Time” and “Baby," telling those in attendance:

“What a lovely crowd. How many of you guys think it’s a beautiful day out here? It’s a beautiful day! It’s a good time to play my new song, "U Smile."



From there, Bieber put on a rendition of classic singles, including Michael Jackson’s “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’” and Aerosmith’s “Walk This Way.”

He even took to the drums on the latter song, as shown in the following video. First, though, check out a few more photos of Justin Bieber from this weeke

Dancing with the Stars Recap: Evan Lysacek Sets the Gold Standard

Evan Lysacek is not interested in silver medals.

Having already conquered the Winter Olympics in figure skating, the 24-year-old is looking to pair his gold medal with a silver Dancing with the Stars disco ball.

If last night is any indication, he's the man to beat. He and Anna Trebunskaya bested the field by a considerable margin and got a standing O for the quickstep.

Also cementing their status as contenders this season were Nicole Scherzinger, the first two weeks' top scorer, and Erin Andrews, who showed grace and poise.

Despite threats from a crazy stalker, Erin is no quitter, and she and Maksim Chmerkovskiy tied Nicole and Derek Hough for Monday's #2 scores.

At the bottom of the heap were Buzz Aldrin, predictably, and Kate Gosselin, who didn't exactly make Tony Dovolani look like Babe Ruth with his predictions.



Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya stood (and sat) alone.

Here's a tiered breakdown of last night's Dancing with the Stars scores. Note the logjam of vulnerable couples in between the top three and the bottom two ...

Fashion Face-Off: AnnaLynne McCord vs. Kristin Cavallari

McCord vs. Kristin Cavallari
April 6th, 2010 6:08 AM by Free Britney Filed under: AnnaLynne McCord, Kristin Cavallari
Leave it to AnnaLynne McCord and Kristin Cavallari to class up Hollywood.

Wearing a dress that looks as if were accidentally ripped while exiting a cab, both young starlets debuted their skanky chic look while out on the town recently.

Both look pretty hot in a trashy sort of way, who are we kidding?

Who wore it best/skankiest, though, the 90210 cast member or The Hills' resident bad girl? That's for you to decide, fashion critics ...

Gerard Butler: Dating Laurie Cholewa?

Looks like Jennifer Aniston doesn't have Gerard Butler all to herself.

While he was seen grabbing that booty in Paris recently, setting off rumors once again that he and Jennifer are a couple (or at least friends with benefits), new reports say he struck up a relationship with Laurie Cholewa that same weekend.

Butler met Cholewa, a local TV interviewer, the prior weekend, then returned to Paris midweek for a date with Laurie Cholewa that stretched from day into night.

Sounds serious! Or at least like they were having a nice time.



Has Gerard Butler got his eye on Laurie Cholewa?

The two were seen strolling hand in hand through the French capital, visiting landmarks like the Louvre museum, where they ate lunch at the Café Marly.

They had dinner on the Left Bank that same evening.

A source reports that despite all of the Jennifer Aniston rumors, Butler "completely cracked" for Cholewa during their interview about The Bounty Hunter.

Cholewa, a film reporter, hosts a show on local cable channel, Direct 8. Poor Jen. First the worst Hollywood split ever and now she still can't get a break.

Rihanna to Tour with Ke$ha This Summer

Sorry, Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard. But your summer tour just took a significant backseat.

Rihanna has confirmed that she'll take her new album, "Rated R," on the road this summer, leading a "Last Girl On Earth" North American tour that will also include another diva burning up the charts: Ke$ha!



Which of these singers would you be more excited to see live?

The women, along with rapper Nicki Minaj, will start the proceedings in Seattle on July 2, make 25 stops altogether, and conclude on August 25 in Chicago.

Tickets go on sale at LiveNation.com on April 9. Check out the complete schedule of dates and locations below...

Nicollette Sheridan Sues Desperate Housewives Creator for Assault

As a primetime soap opera, Desperate Housewives has remained a popular ABC show due to its sordid storylines and intriguing scenarios.

But nothing that's happened on Wisteria Lane can compare to what a former star is accusing the show's creator of doing: in a documents filed today, Nicollette Sheridan accuses Marc Cherry of assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination.

According to TMZ, she's suing him for over $20 million, stating that Cherry acted "in an extremely abusive and aggressive manner toward the individuals who work on the show."

Specifically, Sheridan alleges that Cherry struck her across the face in 2008.



This is what supposedly went down:

On September 24, the actress questioned a development in the script. According to the lawsuit, "Cherry took her aside and forcefully hit her with his hand across her face and head."

From there, the papers read, Cherry went to Sheridan's trailer to "beg forgiveness." ABC was notified of the situation, but failed to act.

The suit also claims that Cherry once discovered that Teri Hatcher went behind his back to complain about him. His alleged response? "I hope Teri Hatcher gets hit by a car and dies."

Soon after these incidents, plans were made to terminate Sheridan from the show. Her character was killed off last season.

For now, these are nothing more than allegations. As Desperate Housewives winds down its season, though, there's a good chance the drama behind the scenes will continue through the summer.

Michelle McGee to Ref Hailey Glassman Boxing Match

Having already whored herself out for 15 minutes of fame and a couple of quick paychecks, what's left for Michelle McGee to do but ... ref Celebrity Boxing!?

No, seriously, she is. One of the bout's participants? Hailey Glassman, former Jon Gosselin plaything. Heartwarming to see these mediocre mistresses unite!

Celebrity Boxing Federation promoter Damon Feldman, who was romantically linked to Hailey at one point, confirmed to the New York Post that Jesse James' mistress will referee a May 7 bout between Glassman and porn star Gia Lynn.

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin parted ways bitterly in December. He accused her of vandalizing his place, she accused him of having a two-inch package.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee was the first of several Jesse James mistresses to cash in by blabbing to the media. Friday, the tattooed mother of two returned to work at Pure Platinum strip club in San Diego, Calif., where she performs topless.



Michelle McGee will officiate Hailey Glassman's next blowout fight - and we're not talking about when she slashes up Jon Gosselin's apartment with a butcher knife.

When she's not feuding with Chelsea Handler or getting pissed off at her haters on Facebook, McGee enjoys long walks on the beach and reading The Economist.

We totally made that up. The only real question left to ask here:

Jessica Simpson Loves Her Body

When it comes to self-love, Jessica Simpson is all about it. No, we don't mean that in a dirty way, just a high self-esteem way. She's comfortable in her own skin!

If she were to pick one favorite feature, though, what would it be?

"I like my nose, that's my favorite body part," she tells FOX News.

We'd have chosen these two body parts in a virtual dead heat.

"I do have a bump, but I like my profile," she continues. "But I don't think anyone else has my exact same nose, which I think is unique and just a little flawed."



Jessica Simpson's favorite body part on full display.

The alleged singer / actress says she "needed" last year's scrutiny on her appearance, which reached a fever pitch following those fat Jessica Simpson pics in mom jeans.

"I needed to find some light in the dark place I was in. People's judgments about me and my weight are none of my business. I found something that will help me deal."

What that is, we can't say. But she adds: "You really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all. I don’t think a man can define you."

Okay then. Her new reality show The Price of Beauty has redefined terrible, even by VH1 standards, and has been floundering since its forgettable debut last month.

Its March 15 premiere netted just 1 million viewers, losing out to a rerun of NCIS, a TruTV series called Operation Repo and the History Channel's Pawn Stars.

Britney Spears: Our Beloved Trailer Park Bride

We've concluded the April Fools portion of our news day.

The headline above is not meant to be taken seriously. Britney Spears did not get married in a trailer park yesterday ... she's just walking around looking like that.

Shopping on Rodeo Drive, she looked as if she just did a rodeo of sorts in the sack, grabbed some dude's glasses off the bedside table and made a break for it.

Even her hot mess hair screams walk of shame. No more than the fact that she forgot two thirds of her outfit, of course. But hey, that's Britney Spears for you.

How else do you explain this unmatched fashion glory ...



WHAT A MESS: Britney Spears as only Britney Spears dresses.

Maybe she and Jason Trawick had a quickie in the back seat before rollin' to the McDonald's drive-thru? Or maybe they eloped at the local courthouse, then consummated the marriage in the back seat, then hit the drive-thru?

Oh who are we kidding, Britney Spears pictures like this are one of the biggest reasons we adore her. That would totally make an awesome wedding dress. She should sell the idea to a designer. We're thinking "Kentwood Princess" for the name.