She recently went on a $60,000 shopping spree, just months after filing for bankruptcy.

Naturally, however, the Real Housewife of New Jersey doesn't take any responsibility for these financial woes. In fact, she blames the public. We're the ones that made her famous, after all.

"If she wasn't on the show, this all would be much easier," a source complained to PopEater. "Everything would be settled by now, but because she is now famous everyone is using the situation to get press for themselves and humiliate her and her family.

"It's honestly got to the point where she's not sure if she wants to come back for another season."

Hey, don't tease us like that, annoying, anonymous friend!



Added this insider, in one of the more ludicrous, nauseating quotes of the year:

"Teresa is sick of everyone knowing all her private financial business. She didn't sign up to be on 'Housewives' so that everyone could look into her bank account. Millions of couples go through what they are going through, except no one knows about it. It's just not fair."

Steven Tyler to American Idol

But Aerosmith bassist Tom Hamilton has confirmed to The Newark Star-Ledger that his band's frontman has officially signed on as an American Idol judge.

"Steven is doing American Idol. The ink is dry on that," said Hamilton. "We'll have to work around his schedule for a new record. I hope it doesn't hurt the new momentum we've built up on this tour, because that's been so important for us as a band. But I wouldn't want to be the one standing in the way of this for him."



Hamilton added that millions of people will "see another side" to the iconic singer, describing Tyler as "witty and entertaining."

The 42nd President of the United States of America, William Jefferson Clinton, celebrates a birthday today.

Happy birthday, Bubba!

Bill Clinton is best remembered as the only Democrat to win two terms in office since FDR, for presiding over the largest peacetime economic expansion in U.S. history, and for an embarrassing incident involving the Oval Office, a cigar and an intern.

Yeah, nobody's perfect.

His wife, Hillary Clinton, is currently U.S. Secretary of State. Their daughter, Chelsea, just married Marc Mezvinsky in a beautiful Upstate New York ceremony.

Here's a little birthday photo tribute to birthday Bill ...

Angelina Jolie Finds Brad Pitt Dumb, Boring in Bed

What celebrity gossip tabloids won't think up next. No good Brangelina breakup rumors to exaggerate? How about what a boring dude Brad Pitt is!

That's basically the chosen tack for Star this week, with its cover proclaiming Angelina Jolie is "so over him!" Hard to blame her. He sounds LAME!

Not only is her partner of half a decade really annoying whenever he eats and not that intelligent in general, the guy's just no fun in bed anymore.

Sometimes it just feels like a chore ...



BORED WITH BRAD: Angelina Jolie allegedly is. According to a magazine which has zero credibility. On the plus side, we're never bored with their stories at least!

Maybe this is all part of his plan to win back Jennifer Aniston. If he makes himself really unappealing at home, by refusing to try anything new in the sack, chewing with his mouth open, etc., Angelina may decide she's had enough.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

First, the actor visited his girlfriend on the Canadian set of her new movie, On the Road. Then, he took Stewart out for dinner at Montreal’s Le Club Chasse et Peche.

“When they arrived, they were normal, like anyone else. They were in a very good mood,” a staffer at the French restaurant told Hollywood Life. ”They were laughing and talking; they seemed to be having a great date. They never left the table, they were very happy."

Guess this answers the pressing question: Is Robsten fighting or dating?



This romantic rendezvous went down on August 11. Later, Rob went down... nevermind.

"There was no kissing or anything but they seemed to be in a world of their own," said the witness, adding that the couple left in a "very good mood."

Plastic Surgeon to the Stars, Dies

Dr. Frank Ryan, a prominent Beverly Hills plastic surgeon to the stars, has been killed in a car crash after his Jeep veered off the Pacific Coast Highway yesterday.

The doctor was just 50.

His car landed on rocks and lifeguards initially tried to help Ryan, to no avail. He was trapped in the vehicle and had major, ultimately catastrophic head injuries.

Minutes before, Ryan Tweeted: "After 25 years of driving by I finally hiked to the top of the giant sand dune on the pch west of Malibu. Much harder than it looks! Whew!" His last Tweet: "Border collie jill surveying the view from atop the sand dune."



Dr. Frank Ryan was widely criticized for the surgery he did on The Hills star Heidi Montag, who famously underwent 10 procedures in a single day earlier this year.

"He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met," Montag Tweeted after his passing.

"He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. My prayers go out to his mother, family, friends, and anyone ever blessed enough to meet him."

Octomom Pens Autobiography

Nadya Suleman, mother of 14? We know her. Nadya Suleman, drain on society? She's familiar to us too. Nadya Suleman, best-selling author? WTF!

It's true. Octomom has just finished an autobiography of her extraordinary existence as a tax dollar vacuum, mother of octuplets and six other kids.

The one potential snag? No one wants to publish it. This restores our faith in society somewhat, although we expect someone will eventually cave.

Nadya has been shopping her book around to publishers, but no one has offered her a publication deal that she wants to go with,” a source said.

“She has been talking with publishers, but is not nearing a deal."

Since she's living hand to mouth, she might want to jump at one.



“She is holding out because she feels like her personal story is [more lucrative] and worth a lot more than anyone is even interested in paying.”