Best wishes to the new family!

Bethenny Frankel went into early labor last night, weeks ahead of her June due date.

But we're happy to report that new mother and daughter are happy and healthy today. Said the reality star's rep

"Bethenny and Jason are proud to welcome their new baby girl, Bryn Hoppy, born at 8 a.m... in New York City. He is a 4 lb. 12 oz., healthy baby. Bryn, mom, dad and [their dog] Cookie are all very happy."

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Frankel married Jason Hoppy in March. This is the first child for both.

You can catch the former's exploits every Thursday night on Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City. Best wishes to the new family!

Kristen Stewart Lands Movie Role

Let's get one thing straight: Kristen Stewart is not miserable!

She makes that important point in the latest issue of Elle, and she recently shared another reason why she's actually happier than ever: the actress has landed a key new movie role.

"I am very much attached to a movie that has been trying to get made forever... maybe I can just brag a little bit. I am super excited about it, too. I am about to play Marylou in On the Road. So that's a big deal," she told USA Today this week.

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The film will be based on Jack Kerouac's classic 1957 novel, which tells the tale of disaffected members of the Beat Generation.

Garrett Hedland and Sam Riley are also attached to the project.

In other semi-Stewart news: the name Isabella is officially the most popular baby name in the country. This is a clear sign that people love The Twilight Saga, and also might need to seek professional help.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are "100 Percent Together,"

What does Oprah Winfrey have to do with the status of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? Allow us to explain:

These two have already taped their appearance on Oprah's talk show (it will air on May 13, Robert's birthday! Eek!). Prior to taking the stage, as usual, the guests met with the host and went over what questions will be asked in front of the studio audience.

Winfrey warned that the topic of Rob and Kristen's relationship would come up. She had to "go there." But she'd allow the couple to be coy with their answer (they actually joke about Kristen being pregnant on the air) as long as they gave Oprah the actual answer off camera.

"Both Rob and Kristen's people and Summit then confirmed ahead of time [Rob and Kristen] are together and are dating. One hundred percent," a source told E! News.

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This should close the case of Robsten forever. After all, who lies to Oprah?!?

As for the interaction between the love birds, this same insider revealed: "They weren't super affectionate or anything. Kristen seemed a little awkward and nervous, but Rob didn't at all. He was really friendly and was cracking jokes the entire time."

Sounds like the personalities of each star that other sources have also confirmed. Will you tune in for their appearance on Oprah? Or, here's a better question:

How many times will you watch their apearance on Oprah?

Scarlett Johansson on Iron Man 2 Character: Crazy Bad Ass!

We understand if traffic is low on THG today.

It's the opening of Iron Man 2, after all, and millions of people will be flocking to their local movie theater. One person we have to blame for that is Scarlett Johansson.

The ridiculously sexy actress comes aboard the franchise in the sequel, taking on the role of Black Widow. How would she describe this individual?

“This is a no-bulls–t character,” Scarlett says in the latest issue of V. “It’s not that she’s non-feeling, she just gets the job done. She’s part of something bigger, and she knows it. She’s this crazy badass, and she has no time for f–king around.”

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How does the role fit into Johansson's career goals going forward?

“I’m 25, and for some time I’ve played these characters who are kind of figuring it out, transforming from young girls to young women... I don’t feel like a girl anymore. I feel like my life and career are on a different path than they had been. There’s a lot of road behind me... I really want to do work that is challenging to me."

We think that makes sense. But we pretty much stopped paying attention as soon as we saw the photos of Scarlett in the magazine. Is she topless in one of the pics below?!?

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Update: Definitely Hot.

An anonymous source has confirmed the existence of a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape.

Speaking to OK! Weekly, this insider - who is somehow unaware that Kendra is known solely for getting naked and promoting her personal life - says he was "shocked" to watch the video because it's so "obvious" that Kendra stars in it.

As for what goes down on it (aside from Kendra!), he said: "The tape is an amazing striptease from her, and then at the end of the tape she blows a kiss to the camera.”

[Resisting urge to make a joke about what else she blows...]

Because the tape, which Vivid Entertainment plans to dub Kendra Exposed, is “very, very sexual" and "definitely hot," the source concludes: "It’s going to be a massive seller.”

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Meanwhile, more and more evidence points to the fact that Kendra HERSELF made efforts to peddle the tape within the last two years.

RadarOnline.com cites documents that confirm Wilkinson set up a company called Home Run Productions LLC. Its business model was "to acquire and license video rights to material featuring Kendra in intimate situations."

This took place in November 2008, well into her relationship with Hank Baskett and even after the couple's engagement was revealed. Moreover, these papers imply that Kendra has made more than one tape.

Honestly, we don't even blame Kendra for wanting to profit off her own sexual exploits. That's the age in which we live. If she can make serious bank, and use it to support her child, from selling her own video, more power to her. Just don't lie about it.

Don't play the victim card. Play the "I have huge breasts and horny men will pay a lot of money to see me naked, so why not take advantage of their loneliness?" card instead. We'd respect her a lot more if she did.

Lady Gaga : You Suck!

hen it comes to her reaction to Fox's broadcast of her American Idol performance Wednesday, Lady Gaga isn't bothering putting on the p-p-p-p-p-poker face.

She's just straight up annoyed.

The scene-stealing diva lashed out at Fox via Twitter, accusing the network of some shoddy editing work when it came to her much-heralded American Idol visit.

"FOX POORLY+AMATEURLY edited+cut my performance/musical arrangement on idol. Watch real version," she wrote, prompting fans to go elsewhere for it.

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Do not edit the Gaga.

The complete, more than six-minute version of Gaga doing "Alejandro," which was cut down to under five by American Idol, can be seen here, thanks to Perez.

On one hand, five whole minutes of a pretaped performance left intact is still a lengthy segment for live TV. On the other hand, the results show is all filler.

Why have Gaga and her non-amputated leg on if you're not going to air it in its full, awesome entirety? What pulse-pounding drama couldn't be cut instead?

Kristen Stewart Swears: I'm Not a Miserable

A smile on Kristen Stewart's face is like a real body part anywhere on Heidi Montag's body.

Both these examples are as rare as Sarah Palin turning down a speaking engagement.

But the Twilight Saga star says she isn't actually miserable on the red carpet, "it’s just that somebody’s yelling at me... I literally, sometimes, have to keep myself from crying... It’s a physical reaction to the energy that’s thrown at you.”

That's an unusual way of putting it, and an unfortunate circumstance for someone often forced to attend movie premieres.

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In the latest issue of Elle, Stewart opens up about a number of other topics, as well, including (of course) Robert Pattinson:

On responses to her public mannerisms: “I think it’s funny that when I go onstage to accept an award, they think I’m nervous, uncomfortable, and awkward - and I am - but those are bad words for them.”

On problems with fame: "I can’t be by myself and I like being by myself.”

On being in a relationship: "I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. People say, ‘Just say who you’re dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.’ It’s like, No they won’t! They’ll ask for specifics."