Smart Water Sexy

Man, Jennifer Aniston just looks so hot ... literally.

In a new ad campaign for SmartWater, the actress is drenched in sweat, showing Brad Pitt what he's missing ... her ripped, impressively toned abs.

Wearing workout gear and clutching a bottle of water, the physucally fit 41-year-old gives the camera a breathless look. The text of the ad reads:

"Working out feels great... afterwards ... That's why I drink Smart. It's hydration I can feel. (And that's one part of my routine I never sweat.)"

Enough talk. More hotness (and fitness) ...



Jennifer Aniston makes you want to reach for ... SmartWater.

Yoga and fitness buff Aniston, who some say has the best body ever, has been a brand spokeswoman for Glaceau SmartWater since back in 2007.

Hey, it's not Jennifer Aniston nude (like her new perfume ads) but it's pretty solid. Makes you want to ... work out? Maybe a little if she were there?

I Keep Getting F-cked!

Note to men everywhere: Megan Fox nude photos may be nice to ogle, but they come with a disclaimer:

The actress will beat the ass of the person that leaks these.

When asked in the most recent issue of Allure about being photographed topless while filming Passion Play, Fox replied:

"If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm - physical harm, I'm not a fucking reality-TV star that's courting the paparazzi and wants my fucking picture taken all the time. I'm at my job and I'm trying to play a character and I'm trying to be serious, and this is the shit that's happening to me. It makes me furious."

Seriously, stalkers: why invade this beauty's privacy when she often gets practically naked for magazines and underwear campaigns anyway?



Fox touched on a number of other issues in the interview. Among them:

On her blunt personality in interviews: "I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I've always been fucked doing so."

On being alone: "I could go days, weeks without talking to another human being."

On food: "I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating."

The actress also classifies her OCD as an "illness" because she won't use public restrooms or restaurant silverware. If that's the case, we officially offer to help Fox by playing doctor with her. Any time...

Miley Cyrus Bound for Dancing with the Stars, Kentucky

With a new album on the way, fans can look forward to more Miley Cyrus than usual over the next few weeks.

When and where is this singer coming to a TV screen, city or area near you? We've got the deets...

Miley will perform "Cant Be Tamed" on tonight's Dancing with the Stars result show. Sources say: "Miley wants to make a big splash, so she's put a lot of work into this performance."
Later this week, she'll visit Kentucky on behalf of Blessings in a Backpack, a charity that provides hungry children with packs full of sustenance. "The kids don't even know she's coming yet," said an insider. "It is abject poverty in that area. When you are feeding these children you are making a difference in their education, their self-esteem."
On June 5, Cyrus will play a concert in London's G-A-Y nightclub. Other stars to have performed there include Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey Lady GaGa and, most recently, Adam Lambert.

Lindsay Lohan Squares Off with Judge

The judge in Lindsay Lohan's DUI case wants her a$$ in court. The problem? She's in France and the Icelandic ash cloud may mean her return is no Cannes do.

Lohan's presence is required in court on Thursday for a hearing to establish if she is in compliance with the terms of her ongoing probation for a DUI conviction.

It had been unclear whether Lindsay was required to be there in person. The judge said she is. If she's not there, a bench warrant could be issued for her arrest.

Following a pair of DUI arrests in 2007, the 23-year-old was ordered to complete an 18-month alcohol education program or serve a suspended jail sentence.

Whether she's complied with this is highly debatable.



Life is grand in Cannes for train wreck Lindsay Lohan.

Reports say Lindsay has slacked hard core when it comes to attending mandatory classes (partying like a madman won't help her cause) and may end up jailed.

Clearly living in denial, Lohan flew out from New York on Friday and arrived in Nice, France on Sunday for the Cannes Film Festival. How long will she be there?

That may depend ... on Mother Nature. Sources say she can't get a flight to the U.S. because of the volcanic ash from Iceland hampering European airspace.

Airports all over the continent are jam-packed and it's impossible to get a seat. Wonder how the volcanic ash excuse will play before LL'sa no-nonsense judge.

Elin Woods Goes Back to School!

If Elin Woods' goal is to start a new life as she prepares to divorce Tiger Woods, she's doing a good job - she's enrolled in a course at Rollins College in Winter Park, Fla.!

She'll be taking Divorce Law 101 and Triumphing Over Adversity 302 ... just kidding.

The school is just outside of Orlando and is a small private liberal arts college. Before meeting Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren attended Lund University in Sweden.

Her decision to go back to school came after a conversation with one of the fractured family's nannies, who revealed that she was enrolled in classes at Rollins.

That prompted Elin Woods to explore taking a summer class, starting this week.



TIGER WHO? Elin Woods is moving on with her life.

Leaving the children with Tiger (the nannies dropped them off, as they're not on speaking terms) Elin arrived in plenty of time for her 6 p.m. class yesterday.

Before marrying Tiger, Elin wanted to become a psychologist. Maybe she could pursue the field again ... we know of one depraved guy with plenty of issues.

She also did modeling. Suffice it to say, she was not bad looking then (not that she is now, just more clothed). Check out our gallery of Elin Woods pictures!

Director Warns:Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene Really Might Get Fired

While Twilight Saga fans are gearing up for Eclipse, their excitement these days is tempered by a disturbing report:

It's possible neither Kellan Lutz nor Ashley Greene will appear in the second Breaking Dawn movie.

As previously stated, both these stars are holding out for a significant raise if/when the final film in the franchise is broken into two. This is more than a rumor, as Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke doesn't doubt Summit Entertainment would replace the leads if pressed.

She also blames outside influences for getting Lutz an Greene to this point.



"Ashley and Kellan have agents, managers, lawyers... you get all of these outside influences telling you you should hold out for this much because you're such an important part of the franchise," Hardwicke told Us Weekly. "It could turn ugly. Do [these actors] deserve more money? Probably they do, on one level. But if everybody make so much money then... it's complicated. What a mess!"

A huge mess, indeed.

Fortunately, even if Lutz is out of the franchise, he has a bright, HOT future as an underwear model. See for yourself.

Delonte West Not Putting it to LeBron's Mom

LeBron James' attorney has fired off a cease and desist email in response to the disturbingly rumor that LeBron's teammate Delonte West is nailing his mom.

The email to terezowens.com - the sports blog that first reported on Friday that LeBron's mother Gloria was allegedly sleeping with Delonte - was rather curt.

In it, Frederick Nance, attorney for LeBron and Gloria James, says the West rumor is "categorically false and per se defamatory." Eh, probably a little of both.

Nance adds, "No thinking person could possibly believe such rubbish."

The report, which also spread as a viral email, was supposed to explain the Cleveland Cavaliers' sorry Eastern Conference Semifinal loss to the Boston Celtics.



Rumors of a Gloria James-Delonte West affair surfaced after Cleveland's elimination from the NBA playoffs. But is there anything to this other than salacious gossip?

The theory went like this: LeBron found out about Delonte West putting it to his mom before Game 4. LeBron was despondent and the Cavs lost Games 4-6.

Absurd, right? Probably ... although someone still buys it.

Interestingly, terezowens responded to TMZ regarding the email it got from Team LeBron: "We think it's a little fishy they waited almost four days to fire this off."

They say they stand by their source, and they're consulting with their own lawyers. The LeBron-Gloria-Delonte story is still up on their site ... at least for now.