The Bachelorette Spoilers: Justin Rego Scandal, Full Cast List and Final Two Contestants

Another season of The Bachelorette is upon us May 24, and with it, another shocking scandal - and obligatory spoilers giving it away beforehand, of course.

One suitor of Ali Fedotowsky is singled out as Mr. There for the Wrong Reasons. You know the saying: There's one in every group of reality TV fame whores.

The guy in question Justin Rego, a pro wrestler with the stage name Rated-R. Really. He wears a shirt with "Rated-R" across the chest when he meets Ali.

Rihanna is rolling in her grave right now.

Apparently, Justin Rego's day of reckoning comes when Jessica Spillas contacts Ali Fedotowsky through Jessie Sulidis - who outed Rozlyn Papa on The Bachelor.

Confused yet?

Cute New Bachelorette

Ali Fedotowsky beware: One of your suitors has ulterior motives!

Spillas informs Ali Fedotowsky that she's Rego's girlfriend, and knew about and supported his decision to do The Bachelorette in order to further his career.

The reason Jessica Spillas comes forward? She discovers that Rego had been seeing another woman as well. Might as well humiliate that a$$ on television.

Needless to say, Ali is repulsed by this and Rated-R gets booted. Brutal.

Our man Reality Steve has more details, but that's the gist. Aside from this scandal, bank on more trumped-up drama from the creative ABC writing staff.

Follow the jump for tons more Bachelorette spoilers from the season, from the full list of cast members to the order they're knocked off and much more ...

Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood Lead Music Award Nominations

It's a great day to be Taylor Swift or Carrie Underwood.

Then again, when is this ever not the case?

Along with Jason Aldean and Lady Antebellum, these two beauties lead the way with three CMT Music Awards nominations.

That ceremony, which is the only fan-voted awards show in all of country music, will air on June 9. It will be hosted by Kid Rock. No, really. Kid Rock.

Speidi is Seriously Losing it

The first season of The Hills seems like ... well, five seasons ago.

Back then, when Heidi Montag was the bubbly, slightly annoying but harmless BFF of Lauren Conrad, things made sense. Times were easier, and they were good.

Fast forward to May 2010 and the surgically enhanced Stepford Wife knockoff can't barely move her face to utter MTV's fake dialogue after all those operations.

In tonight's episode, Heidi gives Spencer Pratt what seems like a pleasant greeting: "Hi honey! Good to see you!" Only she sounds like a robotic, Barbie cyborg.

Having hired a planner to arrange a party for Enzo, the little kid MTV hired to give her baby fever last season, Heidi Montag must still be hurting from surgery.

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt Kiss

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt visited a U.S. Marine Corps base earlier this week. Sadly, they were not part of target practice. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Seriously, the girl's face cannot move. At. All. Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt's crystals (see last week's episode) clearly aren't working, as he's about to blow a gasket.

These two need psychiatric help, and soon.

However much money Enzo's parents got paid to subject their child to Speidi, it wasn't nearly enough. What party theme could possibly be worse for a little kid?

Okay, maybe One Night with Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods' Cocktail Waitress Paradise and The Tattooed White Power Regions of Michelle McGee would be worse.

Donald Trump Defends Racy Miss Pictures

Who would have guessed that Carrie Prejean would be good for something?

The hypocritical, attention-loving liar may have lost her crown last year following the emergence of topless photos - but this incident led to enormous PR for the Miss USA Pageant, which has capitalized on that momentum by stripping down its contestants for this month's promo shots.

Hot case in point, Miss Washington Tracy Turnure:

Tracy Turnure

Donald Trump, who owns the pageant, went on Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday and defended the event's decision to embrace its sexy side. Sort of.

"I think they've gone maybe a little over the top this year. These pictures are pretty wild," he said. "But the girls are incredible."

The Donald added that it's all good because the ratings are high:

"We are in a different age. They are a little bit sexy but I'll tell you what - everybody's watching, so I have no problems with it. If you look at Miss America, it's now off network television - and we’re doing better than ever, so I really have no problem with it."

Do you? Has the pageant (which airs on May 16) gone overboard? Or is it a welcome change for its organizers to stop pretending beauty pageants are about anything other than appearances?

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott Renew Vows

What do you do when you're a washed up actress whose reality show is slipping in the ratings?

You make up divorce rumors and then shoot them down by renewing vows with your annoying husband. Isn't that right, Tori Spelling?

The former Beverly Hills, 90210 star and Dean McDermott walked down the aisle again yesterday in Beverly Hills.

Desperate Couple

Spelling donned a white, strapless gown with an open back, as children Liam and Stella were among the friends and family in attendance.

In related news, we apologize for wasting your time by writing about this contrived cry for attention. To make up for it, check out what Robsten told Oprah last week. Now that's breaking news!

Sophia Bush vs. Khloe Kardashian

Earlier this week, Damon Thomas called out ex-wife Kim Kardashian as a "fame whore" who is jealous of her sisters and has no talent.

Soon afterward, Khloe Kardashian came to Kim's defense and said: "We haven't spoken to this guy in years! Their relationship was 10 years ago! It's sad that people will make up lies for money! I'm just happy that Kim is out of that unhealthy relationship."

That's a nice sentiment, but Khloe has her own problems to worry about: she's been challenged to a fashion face-off by Sophia Bush!

The One Tree Hill actress is seen below in the same Hervé Léger dress as Khloe donned last month. Study the photos and then vote in our poll...

Sophia vs. Khloe

Sex Kitten Cyrus

Purse those lips and grab that belt buckle, Miley! It's time to look sexy!

In case you haven't heard, Miley Cyrus can't be tamed.

Seriously. She's like some sort of sex-crazed peacock that people want to cage, but who wants to be part of something she doesn't know - and if you try to hold her down, she might explode.

At least that's what Miley sings in her latest single, "Can't Be Tamed." The lyrics are explicit and self-serving, while the video has stirred up controversy because it's clear Cyrus has left her Hannah Montana persona behind. Way, way behind.

Comparatively, the album cover for this June 22 release is actually quite tame, and laughable. Miley looks like she's trying WAY too hard to appear seductive, doesn't she?

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Purse those lips and grab that belt buckle, Miley! It's time to look sexy!