Miley Cyrus compared herself to Britney Spears.

Now, Katy Perry has gone ahead and done the same thing - but with a very different meaning behind it.

According to Life & Style, Perry caught a glimpse of Miley's outfits at the 2010 MuchMusic Awards and said to a friend:

"Oh my God, poor girl... She's Britney Spears all over again. It's happening right before our eyes... she's definitely headed the Britney route. It's worse. Look at those outfits. It's bad."



We've been saying the same thing for weeks, of course... but we don't go around posing for Esquire like this. Makes it a bit tough for Perry to present her case, doesn't it?

Meanwhile, Cyrus joined Dolly Parton on stage for a duet outside Knoxville this weekend. She actually sounded great, making her current image that much more frustrating.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 90 Days

Lindsay Lohan's day of reckoning has arrived, and an orange jumpsuit will soon follow - she'll be doing 90 days in jail for violating probation, followed by rehab.

The troubled actress must surrender July 20.

She's beaten the rap before, but from the very beginning today, the star's attempts to evade jail for skipping mandatory alcohol education classes were doomed.

She has now made good on the classes, but that wasn't true in May, when she bailed on her last hearing and ended up free on bail wearing a SCRAM device.

Whether she remained free or not rested with no-nonsense Judge Marsha Revel, who sentenced LiLo after incredulous prosecutor Danette Meyers took it to her.

Hard core.



UP AGAINST IT: The evidence against her too strong and the judge no pushover, Lindsay and lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley were unable to defy the odds again.

Court proceedings began with a victory for the troubled star. Revel ruled out the matter of the SCRAM device going off after the MTV Movie Awards June 7.

The hearing was thus exclusively about whether Lindsay Lohan violated probation by not attending enough alcohol ed classes at the time of the last hearing.

Danielle Staub to Real Housewives

Danielle Staub is many things - attention-starved, pornographic, spoiled, self-centered, egomaniacal, exploitive of gays - but we must add something to that list, based on a new interview with Parade:

She's right.

The bat $hit crazy Real Housewife of New Jersey tells the magazine explains how this Bravo show would be nothing without her; and, really, can anyone argue with that? As much as viewers hate on Staub, they still watch her every week.

"Quite possibly without me they don't have a New Jersey Housewives," she says. "No one would tune in to watch the ham game. Or watch Jacqueline drink wine at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. I don't think people are entertained by that. But what they do tune in for is to watch them talking about me and me trying to stay away from them.

"It's incredible what a platform they've given me. So I have to say, 'Thank you, ladies. You're nothing without me on the show.'"

Stephanie Pratt to Star

In what would be the most nonsensical, contrived move yet by MTV, Stephanie Pratt is reportedly joining The City once The Hills goes off the air next week.

According to reports, Spencer's sister has been speaking with producers of The Hills spinoff and is intent on coming aboard Whitney Port’s reality series.

The City also stars Elle employees Olivia Palermo and Erin Kaplan, and recently cast Whitney's BFF Roxy Olin, who coincidentally works with Port now.

The Hills is ending its six-season run a week from tonight, but Stephanie Pratt, who joined a few years back, isn't ready for her 15 minutes to expire.

It's as inevitable as it is unfortunate.



USELESSNESS PERSONIFIED: Is Stephanie Pratt City-bound?

“Now that The Hills is over, Stephanie has been talking about moving to New York for The City,” a source says. “There would be a lot of drama there."

The reason? Roxy. "Hex-best friend, Roxy Olin, is a regular on the show, and there’s bad blood because Roxy just dropped Stephanie for Whitney Port.”

Stephanie vs. Roxy? Talk about a battle of useless wannabe fashionistas and reality stars. Remember when Steph also worked for Kelly Cutrone briefly?

Jennifer Aniston is Mother now

Stop us if you've heard this one before. Actually don't, because we know you have, probably several dozen times. But Jennifer Aniston is having a baby!

Only by having a baby, we mean not having a baby.

In case you didn't believe OK's scoop on Jennifer Aniston's baby news just two weeks ago, here's the magazine really driving the point home this time!

In a "shock interview," the perpetually heartbroken star reveals the details of her "exciting family news," the origins of which we can't even imagine.

Amber Rose and Reggie Bush

While Kim Kardashian may have found a new man, her ex-boyfriend has apparently also moved on from his relationship with the reality star.

As first reported by Perez Hilton, the Saints running back and Amber Rose were spotted at AXE Lounge in Southampton Saturday night. Not only were Bush and Kanye's former love looking quite cozy all night, they even took bathroom breaks together.

Dating Jessica Simpson

Having officially cursed the Dallas Cowboys via her two-year relationship with quarterback Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson is moving on to the San Francisco 49ers.

A source close to the singer confirms that she's dating former NFL tight end Eric Johnson, telling People the pair have been together for about a month and: "She is happy that she found a great guy. She's really happy."

Johnson last played professional football in 2007 and retired with nine career touchdown receptions. He's a graduate of Yale University, causing many to wonder what the heck he talks about with Simpson.



Simpson isn't the only large-breasted celebrity to nab herself a receiver this season. Kim Kardashian has been spotted out with Miles Austin, while Lindsay Lohan is reportedly dating Eilat Anschel.

awesome Independence Day

Give it up for the United States of America, 234 years young today! On this awesome Independence Day, we dish out props to the nation where dreams come true.

Let's hear it for the red, white and blue ...

Cristiano Ronaldo is a Father

n early World Cup exit may have plunged Cristiano Ronaldo into an existential crisis, but Portugal's national team captain does have other reasons to smile.

The soccer stud announced today that he recently became the father of a baby boy, born in June to an anonymous American - and he has exclusive custody!

Unfortunately, the mother is not Kim Kardashian.

The news appeared on the website of his employer, Real Madrid, and Ronaldo's Twitter and Facebook pages, and does not appear to be a hoax ... we think.

"It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become a father to a baby boy," read the statement from Ronaldo, who is 25 and unmarried.



HAPPY BABY DADDY: While it's not surprising in the least that Ronaldo impregnated some random girl, the fact that he has sole custody comes out of nowhere.

"With the agreement of the mother, who wishes to remain anonymous, I will have exclusive custody of my son," added the world's highest paid soccer star.

"I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy [and that of the child] at least on issues as personal as these are," Cristiano Ronaldo added.

Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha says Ronaldo's mother and sisters were completing the paperwork necessary to bring the child to Portugal.

Ronaldo, whose penchant for group sex and hookers is as well documented as his on-field mastery, sure knows how to score around a goaltender.

Tammy Lynn Michaels Fires Back at Melissa

It's not a happy Fourth of July for Tammy Lynn Michaels.

The day after singer Melissa Etheridge filed papers to official end their partnership, Michaels took to her blog and said she was "blindsided" by the decision. She wrote:

gentle waves / no noise for awhile / or maybe gentle voices and / SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!! / FILE FOR DIVORCE!!!!!! / even though we both promised / agreed / handshook / pinkyswore / no filing until after the tour / in the fall.

Her broken promises / told to me by/headlines / i'm raising the kids / doing what i can / second set of yours.



Etheridge cited "irreconcileable differences" as the reason for their break-up. She asked that the court not to award Michaels, who gave birth to the couple's kids in 2006, any financial support.

Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller

The controversial beauty queen exchanged opposite marriage vows with handsome but mediocre NFL quarterback Kyle Boller in her hometown of San Diego, Ca.

The Oakland Raiders signal-caller and the former Miss California said "I do" at Capella Church, located inside the Grand Del Mar Hotel in a 25-minute ceremony.

"It was beautiful," an eyewitness tells E! News of the Prejean-Boller nuptials. "They had cocktails on the lawn right after, and everyone seemed really happy."



BOLLER-ED OVER: Carrie fell fast and hard for her man.

Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller made it official when the 23-year-old beauty walked down the aisle in a classically gorgeous, one-shoulder mermaid-style gown.

while Kyle Boller and fellow groomsmen wore traditional black tuxedos.

Leaving behind her six bridesmaids, Prejean and her new husband were whisked away afterward in a white Rolls Royce Phantom. Not a bad way to roll out.

Kyle and Carrie became engaged in February, and began dating July, after she weathered storm of controversy over her remarks at the Miss USA pageant.

Birthday, Tom Cruise!

Yes, he jumps on couches, gets married a lot and shares opinions on political and social issues that many would consider out of the mainstream. We know this.

But what's really wrong with the guy? He's been one of Hollywood's biggest stars for almost three decades and for all the weirdness, is basically harmless.

He's fun, makes cool movies and seems to care most about being a good husband to Katie Holmes and a good dad to kids Isabella, Connor and little Suri.

January Jones Hot or Not!

January Jones is featured in a new new photo shoot for celebrity hairdresser Mark Townsend.

The Mad Men star, who was involved in an unusual hit-and-run accident last month, has traded in her flowing blonde locks for a short, red style. Says Townsend of the look:

“You always see January as this ’50s, sort of Grace Kelly character. I wanted to really show off the power of hair and makeup with a bit of a ’20s influence.”

Catch Jones as Betty Draper when Mad Men premieres its fourth season on July 25 - and sound off below on this change...

Paris Hilton Arrested For Pot

Paris Hilton was arrested in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, at Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium for allegedly smoking marijuana a few hours ago at a World Cup match.

Not as surprising as the Netherlands' 2-1 win over Brazil, but unexpected!

The socialite was taken to the Mount Road Police Station in St. Croix, S.A. just before 8 p.m., Det. Mark Magadlela later confirmed to local news organizations.

It is believed that Hilton was indeed at the police station but has since been released. No further specifics were given as to why the ho-tel heiress was busted.



Details of Paris' arrest remain murky at best.

Paris Hilton's Los Angeles-based lawyer says the 29-year-old has served her probation period, after her 2007 conviction for alcohol-related reckless driving.

Unlike Lindsay Lohan, her probation is complete (as of January 2010), taking a lot of the potential heat off her from this screw-up, whatever it consisted of.

One TMZ source also reports that Paris wasn't smoking dope, but an officer has reportedly said that Paris was caught red-handed in possession of weed.

Another report suggests it was a member of her entourage caught with the stuff, rather than Hilton herself, but that the whole crew was subsequently booked.

You're a Fake Liar!

It was already a he said, she said battle for the ages, but find a hat, then hold the f*%k onto it, 'cause Vienna Girardi is really taking it to Jake Pavelka now.

In a new clip from Monday's episode of The Bachelorette, which will feature a joint interview with the formerly engaged close, she drops this bomb on him:

"You are the biggest fake liar I've ever met in my entire life."

BAM. Talk about getting owned. But Jake, not to sit there and be humiliated, snaps back, "Who's the guy you had on Saturday night at the apartment?"

That would be Greek star Gregory Michael, whose name is bleeped out in the clip, and whose affair with Vienna was supposedly the last straw for Jake.



Jake and Vienna in "happier" times. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

On Good Morning America Friday, host-pimp Chris Harrison admits their first face-to-face encounter since their split was "definitely contentious."

In the first clip released yesterday, Girardi, a former Hooters waitress, defends herself for selling details about their love life to a tabloid, claiming she had to.

"Jake felt really betrayed that she sold these very intimate stories," Harrison adds. "That's where it got heated. Jake really takes offense that he was sold out."

Among those stories he was so upset: That while we've all seen Vienna Girardi nude or close to it, Jake had no interest in hitting that for months on end!

Lindsay Lohan Reportedly Punched

Another day, more drama for a train wreck. Lindsay Lohan claims, via Twitter, that she was punched by a waitress at L.A. club Voyeur early Friday.

"A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason," Linds wrote around 1 a.m.

A witness reports, strangely, that Lohan - who sipped Red Bulls and hid her SCRAM bracelet with thigh-high boots on her 24th birthday - is right.

But why? Who just drills Lindsay Lohan in the face without provocation?

"The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt," says the source.



Lindsay Lohan getting driven around, celebrating her birthday, SCRAM bracelet and all. Poor assistant, that's all we can say. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

It all started when Lindsay Lohan "was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face! Doug Reinhardt didn't want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out."

The night didn't get better from there.

Looking to let loose (sober) to ring in her 24th year alive, Lindsay went to a party at the nearby Rockstar House and ran into the waitress again! "Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well," says another source. "Some birthday."

This Bites! Becki Newton Pregnant,

Becki Newton and husband Chris Diamantopoulos are expecting their first child.

This is happy news for the couple, but it's created a panic at NBC.

The former Ugly Betty star is signed on to anchor Love Bites, a new series premiering on Thursday nights in the fall. Or at least scheduled to - its pilot has been pushed back until midseason because, as NBC Vice President Vernon Sanders said, “she plays a virgin, so we have to make adjustments to that."

We can see how a pregnancy could throw a wrench into this plan.

Caitlin Beadles: Dating Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber may have a girlfriend. We have reason to believe the shaggy-haired stud is back together with Caitlin Beadles. Here's why:

In mid-June, we know Bieber was in the Bahamas, Tweeting photos of himself and Kim Kardashian. On June 6, meanwhile, Beadles Tweeted the following: Bahamas here I come!!!! :)

A few days later, she took it a step further with: What happens in the Bahamas stays in the Bahamas! :P



Elsewhere, the above tabloid cover hints at a "secret girlfriend" for Bieber.

Add all this up and do you get a definitive relationship? Of course not. But you might get a strong enough possibility for millions of women around the globe to hit the bottle tonight.

Jeffrey Jones Arrested on Sex Offender

Ferris Bueller's Day Off feels a lot less funny all of a sudden.

Jeffrey Jones, the actor best known for playing Principal Ed Rooney in that classic comedy, was arrested last week on a felony charge after he failed to update his registration as a sex offender.

Yes, the man that tried to chase down Matthew Broderick's character in that 1986 movie pleaded no contest to having a 14-year old boy pose seductively for him in 2003. As a result, he was forced to register, visit a counselor and complete five years' probation.



On June 23, Jones was apprehended after he did not renew his California registration within the five days of his previous birthday. It's the second time the troubled actor has faced an arrest after his initial charges.

Named the New Spider-Man

Sony Pictures has found someone to follow in the webbed footsteps of Tobey Maguire.

Little-known actor Andrew Garfield has won the coveted role, as the franchise is looking for a reboot. It will take us back to a time long before Peter Parker gained his special abilities.

Garfield was born in Los Angeles, but raised in England. He appeared in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and will co-star with Justin Timberlake in the upcoming Facebook-based film Social Network. He received a BAFTA in 2008 for his performance in Boy A.



Said director Marc Webb:

“Though his name may be new to many, those who know this young actor’s work understand his extraordinary talents. He has a rare combination of intelligence, wit, and humanity.”

Kids to Record Holiday Album?

We swear we're not making this up.

In what would likely rival Real Housewives star LuAnn de Lesseps for worst musical offering of the year, Kate Gosselin is looking to add singer to her resume!

The reality star is reportedly itching to deliver a Christmas album chock full of religious-y tunes - with her eight adorable kids on backing vocals no less.

"Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and her kids," a record exec says. "She sees herself as a modern day Maria from The Sound of Music."

LOL. Wasn't Maria really nice, though?



EARS WILL BLEED: Kate Gosselin wants to break into the music biz. Wonder what the kids' psychiatrist will say about that. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"Don't be fooled," a friend of Kate's adds. "Kate sees herself as a brand. She knows her 15 minutes are not going to last forever and wants to make the most of it."

"After all, it's Kate that's putting the food on the table for all those children."

Nice dig at Jon Gosselin there, friend.

Reality TV star twice over, View guest host, author, dancer, mother of eight and now singer? Where does she find the time ... to get that bad Botox?

Shockingly, Kate has yet to score a coveted record deal, but we wouldn't bet against her. As long as her singing's better than her dancing, that is.

Kristen Stewart to Twihards

We mean this with all due respect, but perhaps Kristen Stewart should quit acting. She really doesn't seem to enjoy the spotlight, does she?

Aside from making inappropriate comments (such as comparing the paparazzi to rapists, which she quickly apologized for), the actress comes across as painfully awkward in interviews. It's refreshing, but it's also just strange.

Now, in an interview with British magazine Hello!, Stewart admits that she has serious fear of fame. Especially fame at the level she's achieved.

"I don't feel very comfortable on the red carpet," she said. "I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me. No security could protect me. Ostensibly they're fans, but I think about them turning on me."



Kristen says she "struggles to keep myself from crying" during public appearances and shows many signs of social anxiety disorder, a legitimate phobia that is triggered by perceived scrutiny from those around you.

There is good news for Stewart: at least she can go home and have Robert Pattinson hold her tightly every evening.

Kim Kardashian Waxed

She has two Ks in her name and two Ds in her chest.

Therefore, it's only appropriate for there to now be twice the Kim Kardashian in New York City.

The professional celebrity posed alongside her fake doppleganger in Madame Tussauds today, following her blog entry that hyped the honor of receiving a wax statue in the iconic museum.



Kim says the feeling of standing next to yourself is "surreal."

We say it's incredible how the wax figure looks more life-like than Kardashian herself. There's little doubt it has more personality.