Heidi Has NO FRIEND

Yup. No friends. Those are her own words. CAPS LOCK and all. Heidi Montag channeled her inner Kanye today in a Twitter rampage against peeps masquerading as such.

Specifically, "the ones who are pretending to be 'friends' or 'family,' [who are] are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter." This is why "they haven't been in my life for years!"

The fired-up Tweets came just a week after an emotional episode of The Hills where Montag told Kristin Cavallari her life was "really hard" without friends and family.

Hey, at least she has Spencer Pratt ... if that's even a positive thing. It's probably the biggest reason why SHE HAS NO FRIENDS when you stop and think about it.

Besides, there must be someone out there she can talk to. Come on, Heidi. Keep your fake chin up. We highly doubt your Twitter and Facebook followers total zero.

Lindsay Lohan vs. The Ankle Bracelet

With Lindsay Lohan barred from any alcohol or drug use until her next court hearing July 6, we got to thinking: Can she defeat the dreaded ankle monitor?

Either by going cold turkey, or by fooling it in some way? If anyone is up to the challenge, it's LiLo, who has rocked such a bracelet before, back in 2007.

During that stint, she posed with it in a bikini ... presumably while sober. But who knows. Can Lohan's SCRAM bracelet be tricked so she can still party?

The device, which measures alcohol intake via an individual's sweat, seems impossible to beat. Sensors record any attempt to remove or tamper with it.

The New York Daily News, however, suggests that by sticking one's foot in a tub of ice water, and thus not sweating, one could avoid any positive reading.

So ... put the keg in the tub and let's party!



SCRAM-ED: Have Lindsay Lohan's partying days been collared?

The newspaper also said that people can try sticking "cold cuts between the unit's sensor and the wearer, creating a skin-like barrier that doesn't sweat."

Seriously. There have been entire articles written on this subject, so you know Linds is going to be well-versed in any loopholes or trickery she can employ.

Some lawyers and addiction counselors refute that you can "trick" the bracelet, though saying it's nearly impossible. What about simply ... not drinking?

This could be a tall order for Lindsay. First of all, she's going to be so bored. More significantly, the girl has cravings and needs to be satisfied. Fast. Hard.

Her motivation to stay clean is strong, however. If that SCRAM device indicates she's violating the rules, she could end up in jail by the end of the day.

Mindy McCready Hospitalized

Mindy McCready was hospitalized in Cape Coral, Fla., for a possible drug overdose earlier this morning, according to reports. Her condition is unknown.

The troubled country star's rep denied that she OD'd on drugs, but rather she just had a bad reaction to a painkiller, to which her mother "overreacted."

Brent Young, Mindy's rep, told TMZ she broke her toe two days ago and has been complaining about the pain and her mom gave her four Darvocet pills.

Darvocet is a narcotic painkiller. Mindy told her mom that she wasn't feeling well, possibly from a bad reaction to Darvocet, and her mom called 911.

Young says McCready's mom may have been trying to make her custody argument stronger - they're fighting over Mindy's young son - by calling 911.



Mindy McCready during a rare, lucid moment ... by her standards.

Young says he just spoke with Mindy, saying, "She's totally coherent. She can't believe her mom did this." Mindy denies she is off the wagon, period.

Backing her up? Dr. Drew Pinsky. He says there is "no evidence of any relapse" and furthermore, that Darvocet was an appropriate med for her pain.

This is the first story we've done on Mindy in some time that didn't involve her getting arrested or naked, at least. Hospitalized is right up there, though.

Last year, the Mindy McCready sex tape came out. Before that, she was accused of leaking the Eric Dane nude tape and jailed for a probation violation.

American Idol Preview

Simon Cowell believes Lee DeWyze will win American Idol.

Speaking to his fellow judge on her talk show this week, Simon said: “If you’d asked me five or six weeks ago, 100 percent I would have said Crystal. But now I’ve changed my mind.... [Lee] is talented. He hasn’t had any real breaks in life, and this has given him a shot, and I like that.”

So that's Cowell's take on the finals, which gets underway tonight. How does THG handicap the matchup between Lee and Crystal Bowersox? As follows...

WHY CRYSTAL WILL WIN: She's different, she has an incredible voice and her rendition of "People Get Ready" was the best of any contestant this season. It's also about time a woman took home the crown, isn't it?
WHY CRYSTAL WON'T WIN: She may have peaked too early. She also fails to connect with the audience, almost coming across as condescending to the show in general. She's been the favorite for months and votes often like an underdog.



WHY LEE WILL WIN: He's come on strong over the few weeks. He has Simon's support. He makes an emotional connection with the audience during every song. He also reminds us of David Cook and, hey, that guy won.
WHY LEE WON'T WIN: Viewers are sick of male winners. He lacks a winning personality and he reminds us of David Cook and, hey, that guy already won.

Brittany Murphy's Mom Defends Simon

Simon Monjack, who died Sunday in the Hollywood home he once shared with wife Brittany Murphy, had a heart condition and was due to have bypass surgery.

This according a rep for Murphy's mother, who also lost Brittany in December.

"I can tell you he was excited about what the future held in terms of the legacy of Brittany Murphy," publicist Roger Neal told reporters. "He looked fine to me."

Neal said he last saw Simon Monjack on Saturday, and used the opportunity to set the record straight: "As far as we know he passed away of natural causes."

Monjack was 40, not 39 as was previously reported, he said. Also, there is no indication that he died of an accidental drug overdose, as some reports suggest.



R.I.P. Brittany and Simon married in 2007.

"He did have a heart condition [and] due for bypass heart surgery. What's been on TMZ I don't believe is correct at all; anything that they have intimated is not correct," Neal said. "He was a man full of life and a man excited about the future."

The accidental overdose theory was floated by the celebrity gossip site yesterday, just hours after Sharon Murphy discovered him unconscious in his bedroom.

Sadly and eerily, Sharon was the one who found her own daughter's lifeless body five months ago and made the dreaded 911 call to the paramedics afterward.

"It is a very sad day for Ms. Murphy," Neal said. "In less than six months she suffered a double loss. We are asking that the media be as respectful as possible."

"She's devastated. She's very strong. I don't know how you handle something like that. She is resting. Sharon loved Simon as a son. They were a close family."

The rep said Simon Monjack dreamed of carrying on his wife's legacy.

"Brittany's dream, as was Simon's, was to help children who want to learn to do ballet, sing, etcetera, who couldn't afford it. [He] would raise money for it."

Dancing with the Stars: Erin Andrews Ties Nicole Scherzinger

Might Erin Andrews have pulled off an incredible Dancing with the Stars upset?

In our finals preview yesterday, we listed her as a long shot against favorite Nicole Scherzinger and dark horse Evan Lysacek, each of whom are more skilled.

Somebody either forgot to tell Erin she was the underdog heading into last night's final performances, or did tell her and provided her bulletin board material.

Erin Andrews tied Nicole with an aggregate 55, meaning it really will come down to every last vote. Can she muster enough support to win the Mirror Ball?

Teaming with Maksim Chmerkovskiy on a Samba to kick off the night, Erin scored a 29. Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya got a 28 on the Viennese Waltz.

Nicole and Derek Hough's Rumba netted a 28. In the freestyle round, Nicole made up one point on Erin, tying for the overall lead. Evan faltered somewhat.



Erin Andrews mauls Maksim Chmerkovskiy in bed. Art imitating life?

If Scherzinger still has a slight edge, it's because she and Derek went for the toughest moves, almost resulting in Nicole falling off his shoulders at one point.

Erin and Maks, meanwhile, chose to do a lyrical freestyle, which seemed So You Think You Can Dance-esque with props and unadulterated sexual chemistry.

So can Erin actually pull off the upset on tonight's results show - when Kate Gosselin returns, Vienna Girardi debuts and the season winner is unveiled at last?

She earned consideration at the very least. Nicole will likely get the title and it will be well-earned, but she won't run away with it. Last night's full scorecard:

Lady Gaga Health Problems

She nearly collapsed on stage in March and had to cancel several shows earlier this year citing exhaustion. Her latest health scare - lupus - is even more alarming.

Is Lady Gaga on the verge of a physical breakdown?

"I'm very connected to my aunt, Joanne, who died of lupus," the pop star tells The Times of London, adding that she's been tested. "It's a very personal thing."

Gaga did not elaborate, but doesn't "want anyone to be worried" about the disease, in which the immune system attacks the body and which can be genetic.

"I have heart palpitations and things. But it's okay. It's just from fatigue and other things," the singer, who said she fainted during her New Zealand concert.

Hey, at least the amputated leg rumors are false ... right?



Is Lady Gaga okay? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Her most recent health emergency: "The other day," Gaga said.

In Tokyo, where she was "having trouble breathing," the accused Christina Aguilera copycat was fine after receiving "a little oxygen" and went back on stage.

"I was okay," she says, adding: "I don't want anyone to worry."

Too late, girl. Too late.

As for buzz about her thin body, Gaga insists she doesn't "have an eating problem," but has a busy schedule that doesn't allow "very much time to eat."

Is that not an eating problem then? "I really don't do drugs. I don't touch cocaine any more. I don't smoke," she says. "I do take care of myself."

But much like the Lady Gaga hermaphrodite rumors, don't expect a break anytime soon. She's been touring so relentlessly, it's not even funny.

"People say I should take a break," says the singer. "But I'm like, 'Why should I take a break? What do you want me to do? Go on vacation?"

Paul Gray, Slipknot Bassist

Slipknot bassist Paul Gray has died. He was only 38. His death follows fellow metal pioneers Ronnie James Dio and Type O Negative frontman Peter Steele.

Gray was found dead Monday in a suburban Iowa hotel room. The cause of death has not been reported, but the loss already sent fans and artists reeling.

Slipknot's most recent studio album, All Hope Is Gone, was released in 2008. The album was mixed by legendary English metal producer Colin Richardson.

Richardson's rep said this in a statement: "[Colin] is a true fan to the core and sends his love and condolences to everyone in Slipknot and their camp."

"I'm so crushed to hear about the passing of Paul Gray," Shadows Fall singer Brian Fair told MTV News. "I had the pleasure of first getting to know him on a press trip to New York City before our tour with Slipknot and Lamb of God in 2005."



R.I.P. Paul Gray (1972-2010).

"I had the pleasure of sharing stages with him around the world. A great musician, an underrated songwriter and a truly warm soul underneath the evil mask he rocked onstage, this is a huge loss to the metal world. He will be missed deeply."

Another band Richardson has worked with, legendary thrashers Sepultura, took to the Internet. "RIP Paul Gray, we're shocked and very sad," current members Paulo Pinto Jr., Andreas Kisser, Derrick Green and Jean Dolabella said in a joint statement.

The boys in Nonpoint were on Ozzfest with Slipknot back in 2001.

"I am deeply saddened to hear and read about the death of Paul Gray," drummer Rob Rivera said. "To all in Slipknot and in Paul's family, Nonpoint send all our love, condolences and prayers. You will be missed by all your friends and fans."

"Rest In Peace my metal brother."

Tila Tequila Signs Up for Celebrity

Tila Tequila is in need of serious help.

Unfortunately, she's signed up for phony help.

The troubled celebrity, whose only claim to fame these days is to dress like a skanky moron, has signed on for the next addition of VH1's Celebrity Rehab. There are just two problems:

As TMZ reports, the show is having difficulty finding other stars for the new season and there may not be one.
Celebrity Rehab is run by Dr. Drew Pinsky, a man interested in making money off the problems of D-listers, not actually helping them solve anything.


For now, Tila simply awaits word on whether or not VH1 will air the show again.

Until then, she'll probably lie about being pregnant again and definitely f-ck a DJ or two.

Still Sex Offender Material

Even if you take NFL legend Lawrence Taylor at his word about merely masturbating in front of a 16-year-old girl and not having relations with her, that's still shady.

It's also still criminal behavior.

Taylor's rape defense he could still mean ending up a registered sex offender.

Which makes sense. It's not as if it absolves him of wrongdoing in the situation. After all, the former New York Giant is accused of patronizing an underage hooker.

If a jury does buy Lawrence's expected argument, that he pleasured himself in front of the girl but did not have sex with her, he would qualify as a sex offender.



LT may be the football Hall of Fame's first registered sex offender.

He could be forced to register as one, too. LT's defense team is aware of this, and his lawyers are doing "everything possible to keep LT off the sex offender registry."

Taylor was arrested and charged earlier this month for his encounter with the teenage prostitute in a New York State Holiday Inn. This is pretty sickening stuff.

Taylor says she said she was 19. Legally, that matters not. She's 16.

The incident with LT surfaced as a result of the hooker's violent fight with her pimp, Rasheed Davis, who allegedly smacked her around a bit around that time.

On the Set of "If I Had You" Video

Ready to return to the set of Adam Lambert's "If I Had You?"

Earlier this week, we gave fans a look at the artist's upcoming music video for that single, via this series of photos from it.

Now, we've returned with even more eccentric shots of Adam and his back-up singers/dancers. An insider describes the video as “Willy Wonka meets Thriller meets Interview With The Vampire,” which sounds like the sort of thing Lambert would come up with.

Breaking Kendra Wilkinson Video Details

Some time in 2003, Justin Frye broke out his tripod and filmed he and then-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson having sex.

He then solid the video to Vivid Entertainment for $100,000. This much we know. This much we've seen (yikes!). But new details have emerged, and they shed light on even more graphic details from the sex tape.

Or, should we say, sex tapes?!? According to Radar Online, Kendra made at least one other video back in the day. It featured her and a woman named Taryn, as sources say "multiple partners are featured having intimate relations with the reality television star" on camera.

If you're reading this right now, Hank Baskett, we're very sorry. But are you really surprised?

Young Celebrities Line Up on Red Carpet

Throughout this week, all major networks descended upon New York City for their annual Upfront Presentations. At these events, each delivered its 2010-2011 primetime schedule.

We'd show you photos from the CBS festivites, but stars on that channel's shows are old.

On NBC, they'll all probably be replaced by Jay Leno soon.

Fox, meanwhile, can get back to us when it replaces Simon Cowell on American Idol; and we're mad at ABC taking away Lost from us this Sunday.

Airbrushed Out By Vogue!

Blake Lively's breasts cannot be tamed. Gossip Girl fans know this all too well, as Serena's eye-popping outfits and utter disdain for bras are well-documented.

The actress often follows suit in real life, too, as you can see below (left). But did Vogue try to dampen the cleavage factor in its latest cover shoot with Blake?

Check out the comparison below. How in the world is that the same girl on the right? Don't get us wrong, she'd still be gorgeous, but she's not Kate Hudson.

Something is definitely amiss here ...



For whatever reason, Vogue gave Blake Lively a breast reduction.

So why, Vogue? Why??!! Because you're a "high fashion" magazine? Don't ask us why possessing ample breasts and cleavage makes Blake unfashionable by default.

How many times have you seen actresses airbrushed to appear more voluptuous? Here you have a natural beauty like this and they play it down. What gives?

Would Vogue's female readership be that offended if their Blake Lively pictures showcased her curves? Outrageous. We demand answers ... and an apology

Washed-Up Trainwreck Edition!

A slew of celebrities showed up in Antibes, France yesterday for amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS benefit gala.

It was held at the Hotel du Cap and we should focus on the great cause at the center of this event... or at least the fashion on its red carpet.

Instead, we can't help but examine the guest list. Who invited Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton?!?

We didn't even know these two washed-up stars still existed, at least not beyond Hilton's occasional, pressing relationship updates.

But here they are, which at least gives readers a chance to answer one important question once and for all:

Adam Lambert Comes Down with Slight Case

Uh-oh. It's continuing to spread.

In a new interview with OK! Weekly, Adam Lambert is the latest celebrity to admit: I've got a case of Bieber fever.

This infliction doesn't seem as dramatic as other verified outbreaks, as Lambert responded to a question about watching Justin Bieber perform at last Sunday's Wango Tango concert and said:

“I have to say I’m sorry I missed it. I met him before at a couple radio shows, he’s a really nice kid. He’s really friendly and he’s funny... He’s obviously worked really hard. I know adolescent girls are loving him. Good for him.”



Other topics touched on in the discussion included Kris Allen and Adam's upcoming tour. Check out a few excerpts from it:

On Allen: "If there was ever a rivalry it would have been last year and that wasn’t the case. He and I get along so well... We really respect each other."

What will the tour be like? “I would definitely say my theatrical past and sensibility are definitely being put into play. I wanted to create like a story through the music, even if it’s loose and it’s not super clear, I wanted it to make sense to me and my people. So, that when performing these songs, there’s an emotional motive.”

Can American Idol survive without Simon Cowell? “I think people will definitely miss Simon, [but] at the end of the day it’s really about the contestants. That’s why people turn in every week. They get invested and so I think it will be fine.”

Read the full interview now and, as always, sound off: How awesome is Adam Lambert?!?

Cheeseburger, Stat! Tori Spelling is thin

In the latest issue of Life & Style, the tabloid reports that Kendra Wilkinson wants to squeeze out a new baby in order to make up for her leaked sex tape.

Incredibly, this was NOT the most ridiculous item on that magazine's cover. The publication also quotes Tori Spelling as saying: I'm not too thin.

That's hilarious, considering the photo that accompanies this story:



"Last summer, she didn't want to be photographed in a bathing suit," a source told the tabloid. "Now she's much happier with herself. She's still very thin, but she's not bony anymore."

Kendra Wilkinson to Save Her Marriage

Kendra Wilkinson has made a sex tape in which she strips down and gets penetrated on video by an ex-boyfriend.

As you might expect, husband Hank Baskett has reportedly reacted negatively to this news.

So... what can Kendra do to make it up to her man? That's easy: have more sex, of course!



Breaking news, folks: Kim Kardashian has been cheated on, Tori Spelling isn't thin - and you can have arms that don't jiggle!!!

The latest issue of Life & Style claims Wilkinson has come up with a plan to make Baskett forget about her on-camera exploits with someone else. The pair will simply procreate again.

"They've been trying for a second child for a while. And Kendra hopes it will happen sooner rather than later," said a source. "Kendra knows she upset Hank over all this sex tape stuff, and she wants it all to go away.

"Focusing on another baby would help. Plus, it would make for more great TV for the show."

Wait, is this insider implying that Kendra exploits her personal life for fame, fortune and ratings?!? For shame!

Lindsay Lohan's New Cougar Lover?

Is Lindsay Lohan dating again? Dating an older woman, no less?

That's the rumor - and the rumored girl-on-girl temptress is stunning photographer and reality-show star Indrani, half of the famed Markus Klinko and Indrani duo.

Lohan, who previously dated Samantha Ronson, has been secretly seeing Indrani since the women worked together on a photo shoot last fall, the N.Y. Post reports.

Sources say the train wreck and Indrani, a.k.a. Julia I. Pal-Chaudhuri, have been on a series of dates in L.A. and recently spent the night at Lindsay Lohan's hotel.

Indrani told The Post, "We have been spending a lot of time together."

"I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot."

Wow. So much for Lindsay's Sam-or-bust lesbian policy ...



Are Lindsay Lohan and Indrani dating?

"Lindsay gets a lot of bad press," Indrani continued, "But she's a really strong, creative woman and is trying really hard to get her life in a good, positive place."

Indrani's partner Klinko confirmed the relationship, and says they're good for each other: "Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her."

"I've seen them on dates, I have seen them making out ... Indrani is a good influence on Lindsay. She is the total opposite of a party girl - a Princeton graduate."

"She's into art, is a philanthropist - not a typical girl for Lindsay Lohan to go out with. When they are together, they talk about art and the deeper meaning in life."

Sounds like a match made in heaven, right? Not so fast, says Lindsay, who's currently in Cannes (and may be kept there by a volcano spewing ash from Iceland).

Lindsay emphatically denied a relationship to Us, saying "No, no, no. In NO way am I dating her." However, Fox411.com reports a "racy" encounter just days ago.

Abe Gurko of IMeanWhat.com, who was at their shoot, said "The mood was amazing ... Lindsay and Indrani were cozy at the end of the shoot and snuggling up."

"There's definitely a sensual attraction."

Smart Water Sexy

Man, Jennifer Aniston just looks so hot ... literally.

In a new ad campaign for SmartWater, the actress is drenched in sweat, showing Brad Pitt what he's missing ... her ripped, impressively toned abs.

Wearing workout gear and clutching a bottle of water, the physucally fit 41-year-old gives the camera a breathless look. The text of the ad reads:

"Working out feels great... afterwards ... That's why I drink Smart. It's hydration I can feel. (And that's one part of my routine I never sweat.)"

Enough talk. More hotness (and fitness) ...



Jennifer Aniston makes you want to reach for ... SmartWater.

Yoga and fitness buff Aniston, who some say has the best body ever, has been a brand spokeswoman for Glaceau SmartWater since back in 2007.

Hey, it's not Jennifer Aniston nude (like her new perfume ads) but it's pretty solid. Makes you want to ... work out? Maybe a little if she were there?

I Keep Getting F-cked!

Note to men everywhere: Megan Fox nude photos may be nice to ogle, but they come with a disclaimer:

The actress will beat the ass of the person that leaks these.

When asked in the most recent issue of Allure about being photographed topless while filming Passion Play, Fox replied:

"If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm - physical harm, I'm not a fucking reality-TV star that's courting the paparazzi and wants my fucking picture taken all the time. I'm at my job and I'm trying to play a character and I'm trying to be serious, and this is the shit that's happening to me. It makes me furious."

Seriously, stalkers: why invade this beauty's privacy when she often gets practically naked for magazines and underwear campaigns anyway?



Fox touched on a number of other issues in the interview. Among them:

On her blunt personality in interviews: "I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I've always been fucked doing so."

On being alone: "I could go days, weeks without talking to another human being."

On food: "I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating."

The actress also classifies her OCD as an "illness" because she won't use public restrooms or restaurant silverware. If that's the case, we officially offer to help Fox by playing doctor with her. Any time...

Miley Cyrus Bound for Dancing with the Stars, Kentucky

With a new album on the way, fans can look forward to more Miley Cyrus than usual over the next few weeks.

When and where is this singer coming to a TV screen, city or area near you? We've got the deets...

Miley will perform "Cant Be Tamed" on tonight's Dancing with the Stars result show. Sources say: "Miley wants to make a big splash, so she's put a lot of work into this performance."
Later this week, she'll visit Kentucky on behalf of Blessings in a Backpack, a charity that provides hungry children with packs full of sustenance. "The kids don't even know she's coming yet," said an insider. "It is abject poverty in that area. When you are feeding these children you are making a difference in their education, their self-esteem."
On June 5, Cyrus will play a concert in London's G-A-Y nightclub. Other stars to have performed there include Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey Lady GaGa and, most recently, Adam Lambert.

Lindsay Lohan Squares Off with Judge

The judge in Lindsay Lohan's DUI case wants her a$$ in court. The problem? She's in France and the Icelandic ash cloud may mean her return is no Cannes do.

Lohan's presence is required in court on Thursday for a hearing to establish if she is in compliance with the terms of her ongoing probation for a DUI conviction.

It had been unclear whether Lindsay was required to be there in person. The judge said she is. If she's not there, a bench warrant could be issued for her arrest.

Following a pair of DUI arrests in 2007, the 23-year-old was ordered to complete an 18-month alcohol education program or serve a suspended jail sentence.

Whether she's complied with this is highly debatable.



Life is grand in Cannes for train wreck Lindsay Lohan.

Reports say Lindsay has slacked hard core when it comes to attending mandatory classes (partying like a madman won't help her cause) and may end up jailed.

Clearly living in denial, Lohan flew out from New York on Friday and arrived in Nice, France on Sunday for the Cannes Film Festival. How long will she be there?

That may depend ... on Mother Nature. Sources say she can't get a flight to the U.S. because of the volcanic ash from Iceland hampering European airspace.

Airports all over the continent are jam-packed and it's impossible to get a seat. Wonder how the volcanic ash excuse will play before LL'sa no-nonsense judge.

Elin Woods Goes Back to School!

If Elin Woods' goal is to start a new life as she prepares to divorce Tiger Woods, she's doing a good job - she's enrolled in a course at Rollins College in Winter Park, Fla.!

She'll be taking Divorce Law 101 and Triumphing Over Adversity 302 ... just kidding.

The school is just outside of Orlando and is a small private liberal arts college. Before meeting Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren attended Lund University in Sweden.

Her decision to go back to school came after a conversation with one of the fractured family's nannies, who revealed that she was enrolled in classes at Rollins.

That prompted Elin Woods to explore taking a summer class, starting this week.



TIGER WHO? Elin Woods is moving on with her life.

Leaving the children with Tiger (the nannies dropped them off, as they're not on speaking terms) Elin arrived in plenty of time for her 6 p.m. class yesterday.

Before marrying Tiger, Elin wanted to become a psychologist. Maybe she could pursue the field again ... we know of one depraved guy with plenty of issues.

She also did modeling. Suffice it to say, she was not bad looking then (not that she is now, just more clothed). Check out our gallery of Elin Woods pictures!

Director Warns:Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene Really Might Get Fired

While Twilight Saga fans are gearing up for Eclipse, their excitement these days is tempered by a disturbing report:

It's possible neither Kellan Lutz nor Ashley Greene will appear in the second Breaking Dawn movie.

As previously stated, both these stars are holding out for a significant raise if/when the final film in the franchise is broken into two. This is more than a rumor, as Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke doesn't doubt Summit Entertainment would replace the leads if pressed.

She also blames outside influences for getting Lutz an Greene to this point.



"Ashley and Kellan have agents, managers, lawyers... you get all of these outside influences telling you you should hold out for this much because you're such an important part of the franchise," Hardwicke told Us Weekly. "It could turn ugly. Do [these actors] deserve more money? Probably they do, on one level. But if everybody make so much money then... it's complicated. What a mess!"

A huge mess, indeed.

Fortunately, even if Lutz is out of the franchise, he has a bright, HOT future as an underwear model. See for yourself.

Delonte West Not Putting it to LeBron's Mom

LeBron James' attorney has fired off a cease and desist email in response to the disturbingly rumor that LeBron's teammate Delonte West is nailing his mom.

The email to terezowens.com - the sports blog that first reported on Friday that LeBron's mother Gloria was allegedly sleeping with Delonte - was rather curt.

In it, Frederick Nance, attorney for LeBron and Gloria James, says the West rumor is "categorically false and per se defamatory." Eh, probably a little of both.

Nance adds, "No thinking person could possibly believe such rubbish."

The report, which also spread as a viral email, was supposed to explain the Cleveland Cavaliers' sorry Eastern Conference Semifinal loss to the Boston Celtics.



Rumors of a Gloria James-Delonte West affair surfaced after Cleveland's elimination from the NBA playoffs. But is there anything to this other than salacious gossip?

The theory went like this: LeBron found out about Delonte West putting it to his mom before Game 4. LeBron was despondent and the Cavs lost Games 4-6.

Absurd, right? Probably ... although someone still buys it.

Interestingly, terezowens responded to TMZ regarding the email it got from Team LeBron: "We think it's a little fishy they waited almost four days to fire this off."

They say they stand by their source, and they're consulting with their own lawyers. The LeBron-Gloria-Delonte story is still up on their site ... at least for now.

Dancing with the Stars Recap

The Dancing with the Stars judges doled out many a 10 Monday, as Nicole Scherzinger and Evan Lysacek each pulled in perfect scores and Erin Andrews close.

Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger earned a 30 on her Tango, and a 29 on her Cha Cha for a 59. Evan Foxtrotted (30) and Paso Dobled (29) his way to a 59 too.

Erin Andrews nearly achieved perfection with her own Paso (29), only to have Bruno call out her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy for a minor slip-up at the end.

"You were the one who [bleeped] up!" the judge explained.

On her previous dance, Bruno accidentally held up his 10 paddle for Erin, even though he entered and said nine. Maks dramatically fell to the floor laughing.

The judges sort of gave the shaft to Chad Ochocinco by disparaging a marvelous samba with an underwhelming 25. Are they trying to ensure he gets ousted?



Nicole Scherzinger and Evan Lysacek soared over the competition.

Ochocinco may not be on par with the remaining dancers, but he proved he belonged last night, and his scores seem unfairly skewed in comparison to the rest.

Barring a huge surprise, Chad will be leaving tonight. Should he? Do you think last night was scored fairly? Here's the full Dancing with the Stars scorecard:

Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya: Foxtrot: 29 (10-9-10). Paso Doble: 30 (10-10-10). Total: 59.
Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough: Tango: 30 (10-10-10). Cha Cha: 29 (10-9-10). Total: 59.
Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: Waltz: 27 (9-9-9). Paso Doble: 29 (10-9-10). Total: 56.
Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke: Waltz: 27 (9-9-9). Samba: 25 (8-8-9). Total: 52.

Staying on Sitcom, Yearning to Smoke

It's always nice to see an alleged wife beater, liar and drug user rewarded with millions of dollars, isn't it?

Following a series of contract negotiations, Charlie Sheen and CBS have reached a new deal that will keep the trouble actor on Two and a Half Men for at least two more seasons. Thank goodness, too. What would we have done without this incredibly lame sitcom otherwise?

“To put a fitting end on the two and one-half months of whirlwind speculation, I’m looking forward to returning to my CBS home on Monday nights,” Sheen said in a statement.

The terms of the contract have not been disclosed, but rumors state Sheen may make as much as $1.3 million per episode.



As for the charges that he assaulted (soon-to-be-ex) wife Brooke Mueller in December, sources say a plea bargain is on the table that would have Sheen serving 45 days in Aspen's Pitkin County Jail.

There's just one hold-up, Us Weekly claims: The actor's lawyer has been asking local law enforcement to make an exception to the jail's no-smoking policy. We're not making that up.

Multiple insiders confirm the Aspen County District Attorney has offered Sheen a deal that would place him behind bars for six weeks. In exchange, prosecutors would drop the felony charge in return for a misdemeanor guilty plea.

However, Sheen's legal team wants to limit the amount of probation/parole so that if the stars gets in trouble again, he won't end up in jail for a lot longer.

Sorry, that should read WHEN the star gets in trouble again.

Sex Tape, Schmex Tape!

Not only does a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape exists, but we've seen naked photos from it. Sort of hot stuff!

But while the Internet is buzzing over this video and horny men around the world count down the days until its early June release, those closest to Kendra couldn't care less.

Said Kendra’s father-in-law about the development: “I will always stand by Hank and Kendra. Kendra is a great mom. You know, she’s awesome and she loves her family and that’s all that matters.”



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Also on Wilkinson's side? Kendra’s mother, Patty, and brother, Collin.

“No one wants their daughter or sister to be seen like that, but they don’t fault Kendra for things she’s done in the past. They understand that everyone makes mistakes,” an insider told OK! Weekly. “They just see this whole sex tape thing as someone’s idea of a way to make money now that Kendra is so famous. Honestly, they aren’t surprised.”

Nor should they be. Kendra herself is the one who wants to make money off it.

Not surprisingly, a pair of women that have made a living off getting naked are also behind Kendra. Said a source of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt:

“Holly’s been emailing and texting her to keep her head up. Bridget’s been doing the same. She knows firsthand that the past can come back to haunt you. Neither of them are making any judgments. They’re like sisters. They support each other.”

Sort of like how Kendra's ex-boyfriend, Justin, supports her in the video, up against a wall and... nevermind.

Adam Lambert, Justin Bieber and Ke$ha

Music's hottest stars were all in one place on Saturday night.

On the red carpet of KIIS-FM's Wango Tango concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, there was Adam Lambert, dressed down for a change (i.e. no spikes or sparkles).

There was Ke$ha, posing for pictures with an unusual guest under her arm (see below).

There was Justin Bieber, ever cuter than a button, stopping for photos with the singer who discovered him:

Kellan Lutz: Hot Underwear

There's a chance that Kellan Lutz might not appear in the final installment of The Twilight Saga. He and Ashley Greene are holding out for a major salary bump.

Why does this bother movie fans so much? In two words: Look. Below.



The hunky actor appeared at a Macy's in New York City this weekend to show off his body and his new gig as a spokesman for Calvin Klein.

If anyone in Hollywood knows how to wear a white t-shirt better than Lutz, we haven't met him yet...

Miss USA Rima Fakih

Years before she became the first Muslim-American to win the Miss USA crown, Rima Fakih won another prestigious title - "Stripper 101" pole dancing champion!

Back in 2007, the sexy, newly-minuted beauty pageant queen dominated a stripper contest for local Detroit radio morning show called Mojo in the Morning.

Forget the prizes won last night. Rima Fakih earned fabulous prizes for the stripper victory: "jewelry, gift cards, adult toys and a stripper pole for home use."

Top that, Donald Trump!

Tiger and Elin Woods

Tiger Woods and wife Elin are no longer speaking to each other, according to new reports that cite no named sources, but are probably believable anyway.

Both have hired divorce lawyers and things have gotten so bad that the couple uses intermediaries to communicate, a source close to both of them claims.

She's fighting for the kids in private, but tries to keep their children protected from their deteriorating marriage. Thus, Tiger and Elin refrain from arguing.

They also refrain from speaking to one another, period.

“Elin has the nannies take the children back and forth,” one source said regarding how the children are moved to and from Tiger and Elin Woods' homes.

Elin moved out of the home they shared and into a rented house about a mile away. One of Tiger’s employees goes over logistics and schedules with her.



Relations between Tiger and Elin Woods? Not exactly cordial.

“They’ve had no conflict over the kids but they’ve also had no contact,” the source said. “Elin Woods has made it very clear this is the way she wants it.”

Elin stopped going into Tiger’s house when dropping off the children, and now has their nannies take the children from house to house during the day.

“They don’t speak anymore,” the source said, noting that the relationship is growing worse. “Even on the rare times when they see each other in person.”

Elin has taken four trips away from Tiger in the past several weeks, including one to her native country (she's rumored to be moving to Sweden for good).

She stopped putting out a while ago too.

When Tiger announced his return to golf, Elin believed he wasn’t sincere about changing his life. Prior to that, it appeared the marriage could be saved.

Despite the fact that both sides have lawyers and barbs have already been traded in the looming split, there has been no Tiger Woods divorce filing. Yet.

Cannes Film Festival Fashion

The stars came out for the Cannes Film Festival this weekend, as a number of movies premiered.

Some will soon hit theaters and bring in big bucks, such as Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. But let's face it:

These events are all about the fashion!

From Javier Bardem to Diane Lane to Jennifer Hudson, actors, actresses, singers and models all turned out for the festivities. Visit the THG Style Store to purchase these outfits for yourself and grade each celebrity's look below...

Jaimee Grubbs Denies Fame Whore

Aptly-named fame whore Jaimee Grubbs says Rachel Uchitel has a point about some Tiger Woods mistresses using the sordid scandal for their own benefit.

She's not one of 'em, though ... she somehow claims with a straight face.

On Friday, Uchitel said a lot of the girls have been trying to sell videos and appear in celebrity boxing matches. She singled out Joslyn James in particular.

Jaimee Grubbs, mistress #2, denies she's done anything of the sort.



"I don't deny Rachel's quote that some of the girls involved with Tiger are doing it for the purpose of fame and spotlight," she says. "However, I can only speak for myself and I'm pretty sure I didn't try to gain fame by having half the world hating me."

Not sure half covers it, Jaimee, and shall we go over the things you've done to make news since leaking the infamous Tiger Woods voicemail in December?

Taken part in Howard Stern's Tiger mistress pageant
Leaked supposed Tiger Woods text messages
Given numerous interviews about the fling
Posed nearly naked for Ralph magazine
Right, totally keeping on the DL, Jaimee. Like the forthcoming Rachel Uchitel nude spread in Playboy, we're all good with fame-whoring, just don't deny it.

Lady Gaga Rocks For the Fund

She's not Christina Aguilera, but she has risen from little-known dance act to one of today's major international music superstars. Such is the life of Lady Gaga.

There's no disputing her sales. But how do you know she's really made it? Because she was invited to perform at Sting's annual Rainforest Fund benefit show.

On Thursday night, Gaga was on-hand for the star-studded show at New York's Carnegie Hall, which also featured performances by a roster of music greats.

Elton John, host Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Mary J. Blige, Blondie's Debbie Harry and many others were there - the first two performing with Lady G herself.

Gaga and Elton: Don't Stop Believin'

She has her detractors, but Gaga brings her A-game to every concert. Follow the jump for a second video of the rumored hermaphrodite rocking with Sting.

Christina Aguilera: I am Not Lady Gaga Ok

Christina Aguilera isn't just back on the music scene.

The singer, whose new album drops on June 8, is back to being her sexy, provocative self.

Her new music video is hot; her cover shot for GQ is naked... and the haters are coming out in full force.

As she struts her seductive, eccentric stuff again, critics are comparing Christina to the artist that, in some ways, has taken over her spot in the industry: Lady Gaga. What does Aguilera think of this comparison?

“I’m in it for the long haul, and a decade later in my career, I have nothing to prove," Christina says in the latest issue of Billboard. "To anyone who wants to be negative, it’s like, ‘I’m obviously relevant enough to you for you to care and to talk and to evoke negative feelings inside of you.’ At this point in my career, I’m over any and all weird comparisons or negativity.”

Xtina Photo

Also in the article, Christina says that making hit singles is not what inspires her:

“There was actually a song that the label really wanted me to record, and I just said ‘no,’ because it didn’t fit on the album – it wasn’t creatively inspiring to me... when it jeopardizes my integrity too much I can’t do it."

But when it comes to taking her clothes off, Xtina can get down with that! Thank goodness.

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Images

According to anonymous sources, the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is "definitely hot."

But we now have photographic evidence that proves one thing: this might be true!

Vivid Entertainment has released a few still shots from the video it will reportedly market as Kendra Exposed. They appear to confirm rumors that the former Playboy model performs a striptease on camera.

As for her alleged partner, an ex-boyfriend named Justin? He's nowhere to be found. But Kendra's naked body is on (almost) full display.

How do these pics compare to the famous photos of Kim Kardashian and Ray J on all fours, in bed? Peep them below and decide for yourself...

Eva Longoria vs. Cate Blanchett

The stars had to avoid some rain drops, but they came out for the 63rd Cannes Film Festival in France this week.

Two beauties in particular shined on the red carpet, as Cate Blanchett was in town for the premiere of Robin Hood, while Eva Longoria has a lot of free time these days after her husband's basketball team was swept in the NBA playoffs.

Study their red carpet outfits below, find them in our THG Style Store and then vote in our poll...


Who looks more beautiful?

Eva Longoria
Cate Blanchett
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Christina Aguilera: Nude

Various versions of GQ are doing their best to satisfy both genders this week.

First, we happily published photos of Robert Pattinson from South Africa's edition of this magazine.

Now, Germany's GQ has one-upped that R. Patt pictorial with three magical words: Christina Aguilera nude. The singer covers that publication (with a strategically-placed hand and thigh) in the buff...

Naked Christina Aguilera

Aguilera has catapulted herself back on to the musical scene. Following a couple years off, dedicating herself to motherhood, the singer has returned with a new single, a new album... and her old, sexy persona.

We speak for men around the world when we saw: welcome back, Xtina!

The Bachelorette Spoilers: Justin Rego Scandal, Full Cast List and Final Two Contestants

Another season of The Bachelorette is upon us May 24, and with it, another shocking scandal - and obligatory spoilers giving it away beforehand, of course.

One suitor of Ali Fedotowsky is singled out as Mr. There for the Wrong Reasons. You know the saying: There's one in every group of reality TV fame whores.

The guy in question Justin Rego, a pro wrestler with the stage name Rated-R. Really. He wears a shirt with "Rated-R" across the chest when he meets Ali.

Rihanna is rolling in her grave right now.

Apparently, Justin Rego's day of reckoning comes when Jessica Spillas contacts Ali Fedotowsky through Jessie Sulidis - who outed Rozlyn Papa on The Bachelor.

Confused yet?

Cute New Bachelorette

Ali Fedotowsky beware: One of your suitors has ulterior motives!

Spillas informs Ali Fedotowsky that she's Rego's girlfriend, and knew about and supported his decision to do The Bachelorette in order to further his career.

The reason Jessica Spillas comes forward? She discovers that Rego had been seeing another woman as well. Might as well humiliate that a$$ on television.

Needless to say, Ali is repulsed by this and Rated-R gets booted. Brutal.

Our man Reality Steve has more details, but that's the gist. Aside from this scandal, bank on more trumped-up drama from the creative ABC writing staff.

Follow the jump for tons more Bachelorette spoilers from the season, from the full list of cast members to the order they're knocked off and much more ...

Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood Lead Music Award Nominations

It's a great day to be Taylor Swift or Carrie Underwood.

Then again, when is this ever not the case?

Along with Jason Aldean and Lady Antebellum, these two beauties lead the way with three CMT Music Awards nominations.

That ceremony, which is the only fan-voted awards show in all of country music, will air on June 9. It will be hosted by Kid Rock. No, really. Kid Rock.

Speidi is Seriously Losing it

The first season of The Hills seems like ... well, five seasons ago.

Back then, when Heidi Montag was the bubbly, slightly annoying but harmless BFF of Lauren Conrad, things made sense. Times were easier, and they were good.

Fast forward to May 2010 and the surgically enhanced Stepford Wife knockoff can't barely move her face to utter MTV's fake dialogue after all those operations.

In tonight's episode, Heidi gives Spencer Pratt what seems like a pleasant greeting: "Hi honey! Good to see you!" Only she sounds like a robotic, Barbie cyborg.

Having hired a planner to arrange a party for Enzo, the little kid MTV hired to give her baby fever last season, Heidi Montag must still be hurting from surgery.

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt Kiss

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt visited a U.S. Marine Corps base earlier this week. Sadly, they were not part of target practice. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Seriously, the girl's face cannot move. At. All. Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt's crystals (see last week's episode) clearly aren't working, as he's about to blow a gasket.

These two need psychiatric help, and soon.

However much money Enzo's parents got paid to subject their child to Speidi, it wasn't nearly enough. What party theme could possibly be worse for a little kid?

Okay, maybe One Night with Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods' Cocktail Waitress Paradise and The Tattooed White Power Regions of Michelle McGee would be worse.

Donald Trump Defends Racy Miss Pictures

Who would have guessed that Carrie Prejean would be good for something?

The hypocritical, attention-loving liar may have lost her crown last year following the emergence of topless photos - but this incident led to enormous PR for the Miss USA Pageant, which has capitalized on that momentum by stripping down its contestants for this month's promo shots.

Hot case in point, Miss Washington Tracy Turnure:

Tracy Turnure

Donald Trump, who owns the pageant, went on Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday and defended the event's decision to embrace its sexy side. Sort of.

"I think they've gone maybe a little over the top this year. These pictures are pretty wild," he said. "But the girls are incredible."

The Donald added that it's all good because the ratings are high:

"We are in a different age. They are a little bit sexy but I'll tell you what - everybody's watching, so I have no problems with it. If you look at Miss America, it's now off network television - and we’re doing better than ever, so I really have no problem with it."

Do you? Has the pageant (which airs on May 16) gone overboard? Or is it a welcome change for its organizers to stop pretending beauty pageants are about anything other than appearances?

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott Renew Vows

What do you do when you're a washed up actress whose reality show is slipping in the ratings?

You make up divorce rumors and then shoot them down by renewing vows with your annoying husband. Isn't that right, Tori Spelling?

The former Beverly Hills, 90210 star and Dean McDermott walked down the aisle again yesterday in Beverly Hills.

Desperate Couple

Spelling donned a white, strapless gown with an open back, as children Liam and Stella were among the friends and family in attendance.

In related news, we apologize for wasting your time by writing about this contrived cry for attention. To make up for it, check out what Robsten told Oprah last week. Now that's breaking news!

Sophia Bush vs. Khloe Kardashian

Earlier this week, Damon Thomas called out ex-wife Kim Kardashian as a "fame whore" who is jealous of her sisters and has no talent.

Soon afterward, Khloe Kardashian came to Kim's defense and said: "We haven't spoken to this guy in years! Their relationship was 10 years ago! It's sad that people will make up lies for money! I'm just happy that Kim is out of that unhealthy relationship."

That's a nice sentiment, but Khloe has her own problems to worry about: she's been challenged to a fashion face-off by Sophia Bush!

The One Tree Hill actress is seen below in the same Hervé Léger dress as Khloe donned last month. Study the photos and then vote in our poll...

Sophia vs. Khloe

Sex Kitten Cyrus

Purse those lips and grab that belt buckle, Miley! It's time to look sexy!

In case you haven't heard, Miley Cyrus can't be tamed.

Seriously. She's like some sort of sex-crazed peacock that people want to cage, but who wants to be part of something she doesn't know - and if you try to hold her down, she might explode.

At least that's what Miley sings in her latest single, "Can't Be Tamed." The lyrics are explicit and self-serving, while the video has stirred up controversy because it's clear Cyrus has left her Hannah Montana persona behind. Way, way behind.

Comparatively, the album cover for this June 22 release is actually quite tame, and laughable. Miley looks like she's trying WAY too hard to appear seductive, doesn't she?

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Purse those lips and grab that belt buckle, Miley! It's time to look sexy!